We're delirious from working outside all day on the hottest day of the year. We discuss boob preferences, foot fetishes, water slide mishaps, things you find on the side of the highway, and Pokemon Go.

RTG blew off the show yesterday and Dev's pissed about it. What starts as bitching towards RTG quickly evolves into Dev venting about all the stresses in his life. RTG's just pissed that he got drunk and lost all his money in Atlantic City. We do a lot of complaining. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

We have some guests in to celebrate RTG's birthday and discuss Dev's new Snapchat obsession, throwing up in boots, our favorite birthdays, getting jerked off in public, and Batman movies.

We discuss anxiety and how it has affected our lives. RTG gives some insight into where he is with his addiction struggles and how that is related to anxiety while Dev explains some of the positive ways he's learned to overcome it.

We try to make sense of the current string of shootings in the past few days including the sniper shootings in Dallas, then revert to dick talk like usual by discussing a new "dick switch" that's been invented. RTG decides he's going to become a crazy hill person to save the world. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

We discuss fireworks, New Jersey musicians, RTG seeing Bon Jovi's hairy ass crack in person, finding porn before the internet existed, how weird Japan is, the FBI not indicting Hillary Clinton, and suspicious deaths that have occurred around a certain political campaign. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

We're back and we discuss the fight we had that extended our break, Dev's trip to Iceland, an indisputable Asian stereotype, RTG almost getting killed by a golf ball and almost getting a dog decapitated. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM

We discuss how good or bad we are at gambling, Dev looking for lap dances from black girls at a strip club, if there's ever been a good sequel to a comedy, wrestling, and RTG's disgust at Dev's porn preferences,

A quick recap of episodes 67-69 from last week.

We discuss RTG getting bit on the ass by a dog over the weekend, women blowing stuff out of proportion, RTG's new term "friend rape", flattery, thinking other people's lives are better than yours, Dev's feelings on Hillary Clinton, how teachers who sleep with underage students are surprisingly hot, and how Dev stole a melody for one of his songs from a 70's porn film theme. FOR FULL SHOW NOTES GO TO AWKWARDHIGHFIVE.COM