B Movie Breakdown

An aging rock star searches for the perfect singer in order to summon a demonic force to rule the world in this week's movie, Rock And Rule, the first full length feature film from animation and production company Nelvana.

When terror lurks around every corner and the only way to avoid destruction is silence, how will humanity survive? Join us as we discuss A Quiet Place.

Episode 300. It has arrived. After months of hype, anticipation and cinematic insanity, the road to 300 has lead us to the sequel of the "underground classic"  the ButterCream Gang; The ButterCream Gang in Secret of Treasure Mountain. This film captures your imagination by making you ponder such questions as "Why did this get made?" "Are there any adults in this town or is it run by children?" and "Is this movie really set after the United States has crumbled in to a collection of post apocalyptic city states under corporate rule?" Our trio becomes a quartet for this episode as we welcome back a voice from this pod's past. Thanks to everyone who has helped make this show in to what it has become over these past 300 episodes. Join us as we carry that energy in to 300 more.

This road to the 300th episode has taken us through some true genre staples when it comes to B Movie's, but this week's combines two of our favorite here on the podcast; dimensional/space travel and barbarians! American professor Tarl Cabot, that's right his name is TARL, is transported via a magical ring to planet GOR. Once on GOR, Tarl must help an oppressed civilization overthrow evil king Sarm and his barbarian henchmen. It's Tarl vs Sarm in the space barbarian classic, GOR! 

When runaway teenagers Charlie and Rachel become separated before their wedding, Charlie is forced to rescue Rachel after she is taken to hell by none other than Hell Cop. Madness follows when Charlie descends in to the underworld, eventually battling the devil himself to save his would be bride in a race to the death. A race on The Highway to Hell.

Why bother watching Jurassic Park when you can watch Raptor Ranch? The story of an indebted waitress, two 90s ski bros, a traveling musician and...his back up singers? Is that what they did? Who cares. There are dinosaurs in this and they want to eat everyone. More revelevent information; their mad scientist creator may have had a favorite and he may have made out with her. It's not clear. Just roll with it. An attitude you should carry with you throughout the entire film...if you wish to keep your sanity. So, let's roll on down to Raptor Ranch; one hell of a Dinosaur Experiment.

If we've learned anything on the road to Episode 300, it's that childhood should be pleasant and sweet, not sweet and psychedelic, but with Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure,  it is. Sit and hunker down for an adventure no child or adult was ever ready for. Before you listen to this episode, you too can enjoy this movie in full on YouTube. 

It wouldn't be the final stretch to 300 episodes without a killer kid film and this one is a doozy. Fearful of losing her father, one girl sets out to eradicate anything that could take him away from her. This includes people. LOTS of people. Scared his attention is divided, her mission is to make her the only one that matters in his life.  Watch Daddy's Girl in full on Youtube and then check out our conversation.

On the road to Episode 300 not everything is as it seems, and this movie is proof of that. What if a Yeti was actually a deranged version of Master Splinter instead of a relative of the big foot? What if a rich child's parents hired Meatloaf to catch this being? What if a movie had you questioning life as you know it? You'd have To Catch a Yeti, that's what you'd have. And your world would not be the same.

Why regulate medicine when you can sell it for a massive profit? Why care that you are using an entire cul-de-sac as an experiment when you can make a massive profit? Why care that it causes these people to explode when you can make a massive profit? Why care that the entire process caused a scientist to experiment on himself and turn his children in to deranged maniacs when you can make a massive profit? Why watch any other movie when you can watch Body Melt, a true gross out terror that you are not ready for. Listen where you get your podcasts; watch the movie beforehand on Amazon Prime Video.