BABY PARTY

Masochism [noun]

mas·​och·​ism

1. the derivation of sexual gratification from being subjected to physical pain or humiliation by oneself or another person
2. covering articles that include more pictures of Peter Thiel

This week Christian delivers a supremely depressing, scary, and infuriating article spotlighting everyone's favorite comic book villain made flesh, and his recently updated list of so-called "backup countries". These technocrat scumbags are evil enemy badguys and we all really need to take what they are doing a lot more seriously.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/world/americas/peter-thiel-argentina.html

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"Switching Off Half of Kenya" is quite literally a "solution" being -- to some degree -- considered by some of our techno-maniac overlords. These BIG men (and women, and themen) of industry are quite literally psychotic. They are without a doubt attempting to accomplish one of the following two goals: 1) Enslaving as much of the lesser-than population as possible (via AI, robotics, military, etc); or 2) Laying a very sophisticated, interwoven, and largely misunderstood groundwork to eventually enable suggestion #1 -- with entire economies of scale (aka trillions of USD dollars) funding every aspect. In the meanwhile, what are we going to do about it?

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https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/microsofts-1-billion-kenya-data-center-stalls-over-disagreements-on-power-capacity

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/georgia-data-center-used-29-million-gallons-of-water

www.washingtonexaminer.com/in_focus/4571180/utah-data-center-plan-massive-backlash/

https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/1t8x38i/request_does_the_23_atomic_bombs_worth_of_heat/

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The title isn't some weird wacky bullshit I made up just to be kooky and crazy, it is literally the subject of this weeks episode. Also, I present a couple of mysteries to the boys to discuss, and we all kinda realize in the same moment who our favorite standup comedian is. I know I've said it a lot, but this week's article is truly one of the worst things we've ever read. It's getting pretty bleak folks.

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https://www.businessinsider.com/inside-nyc-ai-psychosis-summit-party-anthropic-claude-code-2026-5

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Sorry gang, we took a bit of an unexpected break but we're back. We talk about autonomous robots, and a new doozy of a massive corporate takeover. I try out a hilarious new Michael Jackson bit I'm working on for my hilarious standup routine, and share how I snorted some pee.

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https://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/financing/sysco-acquire-restaurant-depot-291b

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/humanoid-robots-hit-mass-production-china.amp

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Apparently articles need to be written about waiting in line, how to do it, and how to escape boredom like its the friggen grim reaper. A couple of extremely stupid articles lead us to an interesting discussion on why we Americans might have such an unhealthy relationship to boredom.

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https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/2026/03/waiting-boredom-books/686606/

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Me and Harry just yuck it up and have a lot of fun. We end up talking about celebrities, ex-pats, ketchup, and how Reddit is convinced I'm Filipino. No article!

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We talk about the many AMAZING ways the United States of America is so AWESOME and COOL. We love spending billions upon billions on AI infusions into war-making techno-bots, we love tinkering around with lab-grown homunculi, we love our oceans full of plastic (and we like that plastic to be potentially unremovable). Only freedom-haters disagree.

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https://defence-blog.com/u-s-army-awards-anduril-20b-contract-for-ai-battlefield-network/?amp

https://www.inc.com/maria-jose-gutierrez-chavez/scientists-taught-a-petri-dish-of-brain-cells-to-play-doom-theyre-getting-better/91312119

https://www.earth.com/news/surprise-study-some-scientists-want-to-stop-cleaning-plastic-from-earth-oceans/

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Harry educates us on HB 945, an extremely scary bill currently making it's way through Florida's legislative system, that would effectively lay the groundwork for creating their own state-level CIA. We learn about so-called "pattern of life" data, we all get very scared, and I rant about a local restaurant experience.

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https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2026/945/ByVersion

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I consult my notes, and blurt out some thoughts I had on what internet peoples are saying about the new Jim Carrey clone. We bounce around a bit all while orbiting this idea of 'why can't people question things?' and muse on who might benefit when public inquisitiveness is quashed. No article this week!

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Me and Harry jump right into it this week. First we share some new and interesting information about microchipping your pets. If this affects you and your fur-friends, don't worry as it is only coming about 2 years late. Then, for the majority of the episode we roast two NYT opinion piece MORONS who think our current industrialized food system is great! Apparently all it needs is the ol' college try! BOOOOOO!!!

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/opinion/food-industrial-local-organic.html

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