Apparently articles need to be written about waiting in line, how to do it, and how to escape boredom like its the friggen grim reaper. A couple of extremely stupid articles lead us to an interesting discussion on why we Americans might have such an unhealthy relationship to boredom.

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Me and Harry just yuck it up and have a lot of fun. We end up talking about celebrities, ex-pats, ketchup, and how Reddit is convinced I'm Filipino. No article!

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We talk about the many AMAZING ways the United States of America is so AWESOME and COOL. We love spending billions upon billions on AI infusions into war-making techno-bots, we love tinkering around with lab-grown homunculi, we love our oceans full of plastic (and we like that plastic to be potentially unremovable). Only freedom-haters disagree.

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https://defence-blog.com/u-s-army-awards-anduril-20b-contract-for-ai-battlefield-network/?amp

https://www.inc.com/maria-jose-gutierrez-chavez/scientists-taught-a-petri-dish-of-brain-cells-to-play-doom-theyre-getting-better/91312119

https://www.earth.com/news/surprise-study-some-scientists-want-to-stop-cleaning-plastic-from-earth-oceans/

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Harry educates us on HB 945, an extremely scary bill currently making it's way through Florida's legislative system, that would effectively lay the groundwork for creating their own state-level CIA. We learn about so-called "pattern of life" data, we all get very scared, and I rant about a local restaurant experience.

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I consult my notes, and blurt out some thoughts I had on what internet peoples are saying about the new Jim Carrey clone. We bounce around a bit all while orbiting this idea of 'why can't people question things?' and muse on who might benefit when public inquisitiveness is quashed. No article this week!

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Me and Harry jump right into it this week. First we share some new and interesting information about microchipping your pets. If this affects you and your fur-friends, don't worry as it is only coming about 2 years late. Then, for the majority of the episode we roast two NYT opinion piece MORONS who think our current industrialized food system is great! Apparently all it needs is the ol' college try! BOOOOOO!!!

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No catchy title, since our article this week is a straight up horror show. Some crazy info in this ep as we discuss some of the fallout (spoiler: that means harm toward human life) of big AI money getting pumped into various biotech industries. Before we get to the article I go rant-mode-activated concerning my recent visit to an AMC movie theater.

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Me and Harry yuk it up so much we forgot to do the pod. No article this week but we had a pretty fun and interesting conversation including a minor 'editor's note', some thoughts on kink-shaming, some thoughts on horny renaissance paintings, the 'Dark Ages', "I" language, E-prime, and more! Hit up our patreon for bonus eps, and video content.

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Yoyoyo! This week we question what is actually powering Waymo's johnnycabs of the future, we check in with our favorite loser Palmer Luckey, and become extremely suspicious of some Drexel University study that is claiming to use AI to identify gentrification. Also, apparently the NE coast of the US is now Yakutsk 2.0.

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We don't mention it during this ep, but me and Harry are pod-ing together irl! This was a first for us, so the audio isn't the best, but all in all I think it came out good. We make good on an intention I expressed a while back, and dive into the wretched, putrefied, toxic, world of vacation cruises. Turns out they are possibly even worse than we previously thought. Enjoy!

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