Baby That's Cont!

Baby That's Cont!

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  • The VMAs Spectacular and España is Spain

    This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss the VMA’s, the evolution of Tate McRae, what it’s like to be in your 30’s as a gay man, Carlos Alcaraz being blonde, Sabrina Carpenter’s performance and how she is funny, Ricky Martin’s performance, if Justin Timberlake was ever actually hot, Mariah Carey’s performance, Conan Gray, Sombr, Realtors, Bad Bunny’s hopping injury, Kip’s encounter with Austin Butler, Two Girls Two Tickets Tunis and more!

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    54 min
  • The Girl Who Cried Countdown

    This week in Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss the continued TS12 rollout, being over Countdowns, Taylor performing at The Sphere and how much they would pay, if Taylor would perform at the Super Bowl, Madonna’s birthday and her Labubu Cake, August birthdays, Austin Butler’s great body and men’s health photo shoot, the Bulge Reveal guy, Jack Draper’s Vuori partnership, the awkwardness of celebrity Meet and Greets, Joseph advocates for living in a police state, the dangers of honking, reaching Unc status, carrots improving eyesight, Radioactive Shrimp, what superpowers we would pick, if Christian Girl Autumn is cancelled or not and MORE! 

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    49 min
  • They Call Me the Young Unc: The Paper, Sabrina Carpenter, and Selling Your Eyeball?!

    This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss Sabrina Carpenter’s new album Man’s Best Friend, if Tears should have been song of the summer, mewing, The Paper, melding the worlds of The Office, the history of Oscar, Ismerelda, what happens if your hotel catches fire, The US Open being boring this year, the state of men’s tennis, Sincaraz, Anisimova and Iga’s rematch, Kyrgios vs Sabalenka, Venus Williams’ great run, if Serena Williams would ever come back and her GLP-1 Journey, Cardi B’s court case and her penchant for throwing things, how much money you would need to be willing to sell one eye, losing the Powerball and the scam of taxes, if they’d take the lump sum or the annuity payout, Joseph apologizes to Scarlett Johansson and more!

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    49 min
  • Taylor Swift Countdowns, Engagements, and Cardi B Courtroom Comedy

    This week on Baby, That’s Cont, Joseph is joined in person by returning guest (and professional roaster) Natalie. Together they dive into Taylor Swift’s endless countdowns, her very public engagement, and why the Easter egg economy might finally be too much.

    They also review Freakier Friday (Jamie Lee Curtis proving she’s still unstoppable, Manny Jacinto stealing hearts, Joseph's entire gig getting stolen by Dr Coleman) and Weapons, the horror movie that turned out to be smarter, scarier, and stickier than expected. Plus: Cardi B giving unforgettable testimony in court, and the internet buzzing over MrBeast vs. Caleb Heron.

    Kip’s out this week on vacation, but the takes are still hot and the laughs are still plenty.

    In this episode:
    •Taylor Swift’s countdown chaos and engagement
    •Freakier Friday: nostalgia, laughs, and JLC at her best
    •Weapons: smart, gory, and worth the hype
    •Cardi B’s courtroom one-liners
    •The MrBeast–Caleb debate

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    52 min
  • Taylor’s TS12 Tease, Travis in GQ, and Hasan Piker’s Bathtub pics, and more!

    This week on Baby That’s Content (oh no) Kip and Joseph discuss the TS12 rollout and countdown timers, do the Grammy’s matter anymore, Taylor being a Gaga fan, Travis Kelce and Hasan Piker in GQ, Taylor Swift being very online, why it would be hard to date Hasan, Bad Bunny Dwerking, Austin Butler high at the Bad Bunny concert, Mickey 17, having a threesome with your clone, boyfriend twins, actors and nude scenes, Euphoria, Jannik Sinner and having a huge ass, Lake Tahoe, Tsunami in a lake, Ethel Cain vs Lana Del Rey, the difficulty in handling beef well and MORE!

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    48 min
  • The Young Unc and Welcome to Bebe Rexham

    This week on Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss the new Wicked posters, Hasan Piker, August Birthdays, The Las Culturistas Culture Awards, Andy Samberg, Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl, Cynthia Erivo, Adam Lambert and their height differences, John Stamos, Labubu updates and Labubu blackface, if it’s okay to wish someone well, The Paper, Ryan Reynolds, Christmas in July, Unc status, electric cars and roadtrips, Project Runway and Law Roach, Chromatica vs Mayhem and more!

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    59 min
  • Fantastic Four Review, Buzzing Energy Drinks, and Crazy Celebrity Couples!

    This week on Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss the Tsunami, Oprah and her private road, if it’s still considered research after you buy something, the experience of owning an electric car, High Noon in a Celsius Can, Hasan and the Dentist, Flossing, Fantastic Four, The Valley Reunion, having babies, Brad and Jen, Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson, Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau, Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas, Travis and Taylor engagement rumors, Gen Z Slang, becoming a Red Bull Athlete and MORE!

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    52 min
  • Labubu or Lafufu

    This week on Baby That’s Cont, Kip and Joseph discuss Leo Season, Joseph receiving a Lafufu instead of a Labubu, earth’s shortest day, the death of Hulk Hogan, Trisha Paytas lore and naming your kids strange names, the Stephen Colbert cancellation, Paramount Merger and South Park, how much money you need to be happy, Chuck E Cheese being arrested and a childhood Chuck E Scandal, Venus Williams comeback, Professional Pickleball, Jack Sock and line calls, gay guy voices, Marvel Rivals Skins, Fantastic Four, the Nintendo Switch 2, how Sweetgreen FEELS and more!

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    55 min
  • Superman Vs Jurassic World plus The Gen Z Stare

    This week on Baby That’s Cont, join us in the Cont Clave as Joseph and Kip discuss Labubus, the new Superman movie, Henry Cavill and David Corenswet, James Gunn and Guardians of the Galaxy, Bradley Cooper, Pedro Pascal, actors needing to come out publicly, Jurassic World, Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johansson, the Lilo and Stitch letdown of Dolores, needing a gay tennis player, the Gen Z Stare, the supremacy of millennials, the feud between Nicki Minaj and SZA and MORE!

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    46 min
  • Ranking All the Songs on Folklore! (Controversial)

    Meet us behind the mall because we have some opinions. This week on Baby, That’s Cont! Joseph and Kip wander deep into the Folklorian woods to rank every track on Taylor Swift’s indie folk masterpiece Folklore.

    They know they might be walking into a storm but they ask the big questions anyway. Which songs feel like an invisible string tying us to Taylor’s genius Which ones have us saying this is me trying to defend our choices And which ones do we leave standing on the last great American dynasty lawn?

    You can find our video episodes on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/@BabyThatsCont

    56 min

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Baby That’s Cont is a cheeky podcast where childhood friends Joseph and Kip discuss all things Cont(ent)! From roses and thorns to w’s and l’s, pop culture (Wicked, often) to career dilemmas and…