Baby That's Cont!

Surprise! The Tortured Poets drama isn’t over yet. This week on Baby, That’s Cont! Joseph and Kip dive back in to rank every song from The Anthology tracks— the different, but maybe better second half of the The Tortured Poets Department.

Is it bonus content or essential lore? Which songs deserved to make the main tracklist? Which ones made us feel like we were reading her secret diary at 3 AM? And which are… respectfully for someone else’s playlist?

The boys lock in one more time to lovingly (and sometimes controversially) place each track into iconic tiers like She Did Her Big One, Classic Taylor, Perfectly Fine, Not for Me, or Skippable.

More tears, more tea, and more Swiftie chaos — just how we like it.

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The boys are back—and more tortured than ever. This week on Baby, That’s Cont! Joseph and Kip put on their Swiftie Sorting Hat and rank every song on Joseph's favorite T-Swift album, The Tortured Poets Department! They ask the big questions: Which tracks are sheer poetry? Which ones are Tumblr-core masterpieces? And which are… respectfully not for us?

Get ready for hot takes, passionate debates, and deep reverence for Mother Taylor as we sort each song into iconic tiers like She Did Her Big One, Classic Taylor, Perfectly Fine, Not for Us, or Skippable.

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This week on Baby, That's Cont! Joseph and Kip rank the songs on Kip's favorite Taylor Swift Album, Fearless (Taylor's Version)! The boys give their very brave, yet sometimes controversial, OPINIONS on which songs She Did Her Big One with, as well as which songs are Classic Taylor, Perfectly Fine, Not for Them, or Skipable! Remember, this all for fun, and the boys love and respect Taylor and her music very much!

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This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph tries his first ever Celsius! He and Kip discuss the absurdity of Celsius flavors and their effects, Red Bull, athletes and sponsorships, having an eye infection, the insane hours of pharmacies, especially on holidays, the absurdity of pharmacists explaining medications, the incompetence of eye doctors, the difficulty of finding a reliable barber, Carlos Alcaraz’s bad haircut, and more!

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This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss how everything happens so much, The Wicked For Good Reloaded Part 2 Trailer beating expectations and making people excited for the second movie, how we get from Wicked to the Wizard of Oz (spoilers ahead), how good the Freakier Friday trailer looks, Family Switch, Sabrina Carpenter’s new single, the lack of a song of the summer, Mariah Carey’s new single and what her best Christmas song is, the Nintendo Switch 2 release, Mario Kart World, the incompetence of Apple stores, the French Open, picking favorite tennis players based on attractiveness, the tennis doping process, holding out hope for Jack Draper, the Trump/Elon Feud, Elon being a flop, the Kangaroo AI video and Kangaroo Jack, and more!

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This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss insulting people, how the French can be rude sometimes, Taylor Swift purchasing her masters back, choosing between Taylor’s Version and the original versions, Reputation Taylor’s Version, Taylor Swift Debut, if Picture to Burn is homophobic, Travis Kelce’s Back Hair, laser hair removal and electrolysis, Joseph’s home break in, Wicked Reloaded, the continued lack of trailer and weird roll out of the second movie, Wicked reshoots, The Pitt versus Grey’s Anatomy, Severance, if tomorrow ever arrives, 33 being your Jesus Year, the Nintendo Switch 2, getting a new phone number and more!

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This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph, Kip & Special Guest Natalie discuss the pressure of summer, west coast best coast, the challenges and benefits of living in LA, how much Portland is like Portlandia, the challenges of meeting people, what it’s like to live in DC and how it changes with the administration, celebrity and politician sightings in DC, Hasan Piker and his new Merch, Overcompensating, Benny Drama becoming hot, The Last of Us Season 2 being bad, what we would do to survive (or not) in the Hunger Games, Sunrise on the Reaping, Pedro Pacal’s weight loss, GLP-1s, if we are young or middle aged and more!

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This week, Joseph, Kip and Special Guest Rachel discuss having a baby, how Maternity Leave is sort of a vacation (for the SECOND one), postpartum fitness journey, Peloton instructors, straight versus gay parenting dynamics, how difficult it is to wash your back, Celebrities who don’t shower, how Celebrities are almost all secretly insane, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, washing your hands after you use the bathroom, the cost of childcare and mothers leaving the workforce, Gen Z not being able to read regular clocks, the Pickleball versus Tennis Rivalry, the Pro Pickleball Tour and if Joseph can make it, good versus bad pickleball players, the world’s best temperature, what it’s like to be pregnant and give birth, what’s happing with Justin Bieber’s money, Bolinda and more!

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This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss the New American Pope, the Pope’s New Drag Name, if the pope is catholic, Chicago as a concept and if it is even the midwest, the Persian Gulf/Arabian Gulf, Yas Island and the new Disney Park, the Met Gala, Katy Perry and the Lifetimes Tour, Anna Sawai and Zendaya’s outfit, Zendaya being a true star, Diana Ross’s train, the proliferation of things that look like ball sac’s, the craziness of concert pricing, Benson Boone on SNL, the Doechii drama, the Grand Theft Auto 6 Daddy, are you middle aged in your 30’s, getting Wimbledon Tickets, Beyonce and the Cowboy Carter Tour, A Nice Indian Boy and more!

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We’re back baby! This week on Baby That’s Cont, Joseph and Kip discuss our brief spring break, Joseph turning 32 and everyone he shares his birthday with, both good and bad, the highs and lows of international travel, The Four Seasons vs the Ritz Carlton, Trump as Pope, Altitude Sickness, the deep desire to try an Oxygen Bar, Lake TitiCaca, GagaChella and The Mayhem Ball, Beyonce and The Cowboy Carter Tour, Honey Balenciaga, the Sean Cody Murder problem, You Season 5, Lorde’s new single and more!

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