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There are only 5 more days to go! Join me as I prepare for Christmas on the farm! I’ll be making a mess in the kitchen with mum, mixing up the traditional Christmas booze with David, wrapping presents with paper of seasons past and picking the last of the veg from the garden (before the chickens eat it all).

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Nothing says Christmas like strong winds, heavy rain and biting cold! Join me in the bleak midwinter for festivities and fun on the farm! I’ll be decorating my first real Christmas tree, making a very boozy Christmas pudding and ensuring my chickens don’t become a Christmas feast for Mr Fox. 

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It’s officially the month of Christmas and my time to shine! Join me as I forage for festive decorations in the woods, make my own rustic wreath for the front door and gather the grapes from my vineyard. Wait, grapes in the first year?! It’s a Christmas miracle! 

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Jingle the bells and bough the holly, it’s Christmas time again (almost). Join me for our first festive foray into Christmas in the countryside! I’ll be puckering up for a sloe berry surprise, picking presents at a charity event and visiting a fish farm to find the perfect Christmas tree.

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We‘re long past any mistakes from this farming expert! Join me once again for Mum Chat with special guest my mum! We’ll be reminiscing over Dad’s pumpkin growing competitions, weighing in on climate issues, lamenting the loss of our feathered friends and stressing about the festive season! 

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This is it! The final bit of farming before we start all over again. Join me in a cold and blustery field for the maize harvest! I’ll be marvelling at machinery, watching the maize getting chopped into cow feed, discussing hip, new ways to farm with fan favourite Nigel and burying my home-grown carrots in sand with mum!

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The clocks have gone back, the nights are drawing in and the farm is winding down. Join me in the garden for a bit of weeding with my feathered friends. I’ll be discussing the meaning of life with Gertie, coming to terms with Ginger’s end and keeping busy in the kitchen, batch cooking all the chutneys and soups to store for winter. 

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What’s spookier than a Halloween special? TWO Halloween specials! Join me for my first horror-themed holiday on the farm. I’ll be unearthing the mysteries of my garden bone squash, visiting the local pumpkin patch and carving some spooky spectres to scare our neighbours (if we had any).

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WooOoOoOo it’s a Halloween special! Join me as I explore the spookiness of the 500 year old farm house. I’ll be opening the floor of the kitchen to expose what lies beneath, tiptoeing up into the attic to discover a room with no door and venturing to a remote village to see the nursery spot of the Greater Horseshoe Bat.

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Well, well, well, look how the tide turns! Join me as I finally get to tell mum off for all her mistakes! I’ll be lamenting the loss of ancient treasures, discussing Devonshire words that don’t exist, learning about the many floods of Tarr Steps and remembering my bitter defeat at the donkey derby. 

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