Background Noise

The thing about Background Noise is that it's amazing. Why? Well, we discuss celibate celebrities, porn for blind people, Steven Seagal's sex slave, the weird habits of our listeners, the "rape axe", embarassing trends, and why nice guys don't always get a lot of women. That's not all that's in this barrel of fun though, so jump in like it's Donkey Kong Country and prepare to be blasted off!

If you want your ears to get aroused, listen to episode 28 of Background Noise! We have a gay wrestler, aliens, a bunch of topless broads marching, a blind car driver, orgies, breastfeeding, a bunch of Turkeys, semen walruses, and then some! Okay...we don't "have" all of those things, but we DO discuss them. That's good enough, right?

Put your hands up on our hips, when we dip, you dip we dip....into another exciting installment of Background Noise! What other show gives you hippo facts, gives you tips on how to save $, has lots of immature d!ck jokes, and helps listeners out with their personal problems? None that I know of, and that's what makes us so damn special! Your ears will melt at the sultry sounds of our show! Enjoy, kiddos!

It's Dev's birthday week and our Half-A-Year celebration! We have a SUPER MEGA show! Open up your ears to hear about the "10 Bus Commandments", a personal story from Derrek, a tale of SORCERY!, the magic of mosquitoes, a giraffe in a dumpster, stories about teachers, drinking games, an interview with Down South Darryl, & then some! HAKUNA MATATAAAAAA!

Warning: this episode of Background Noise is hilarious AND informative! That's right, we make you laugh AND we teach you things! Tune in to hear about an old man who punches random children, how sitting down will kill you, the effects of tanning and cancer, Derrek crawling into a microwave, our listeners' prized stuffed animals, and then some! BIG BANG BABY IT'S LIKE CRASH CRASH CRAAAAAAAAASH!

Check out the freshest episode of Background Noise to get our take on the Oscars! Also discussed is a woman who has 4 titties, Lil Wayne in jail, the art of multi-tasking, the effects of small talk, superpowers, wilderness survival, and a gaggle of other fascinating topics...because that's what we do - FASCINATE!

It's no cussing week this time around, and as a way of enforcing that rule, each of the Background Noise members was equipped with a foam plastic sword meant for whacking those guilty of uttering crass language! Who got the most whacks? Whose sword was it that broke? Whose ear got seriously jacked up? Listen up and find out!

Have you ever thought about introducing the art of pole-dancing to the Olympics? Have you ever dumped someone over FB? Do you feel like you're getting old? Did you see Tiger Woods' apology? Or what about Gary Coleman EXPLODING in his latest interview? Well damn, whether you answer yes or no to these questions, listen to our show anyway because we've got you covered like a snuggie on a chilly Winter's eve! We also discuss the local cross-burning and share a lot of other ear candy, so LISTEN UP!

Background Noise 21! Listen up to hear about moments of terror, thieving internet fans, walk-in clinics, gamer gangs, that Twilight guy's allergy to vaginas, Christians that say, "Shut-up, bitches!", and to hear the answer to one of life's difficult questions: should rape victims take the blame? You probably already know the answer to that question, but listen to us anyway just to be sure!

It's Valentine's Day...well, close to it...so here's our Valentine's Day special! Listen up for some tips and tricks on how to make sure that your Valentine's Day goes swimmingly - regardless of whether you have a significant other or not! There's also a discussion about John Mayer's recent N-bomb, the sharing of thoughts and memories about this lovey dovey time of the year, and a whole other bushel of hilarious and informative goodies for you to munch on! All we want is your LOVE...and your ears, so put some Background Noise in your pipe and blaze it up!