Background Noise

Tonight we have a guest on the show, Mr. Michael Gray Kimber. You MAY already know of his work at Colony of Losers: Michael Kimber's Success at Failure. Additionally we discuss the coming changes of the fall, moving away from your parents, and our weekly whirlwind of news stories for your pleasure.

Drugs can heal depression. Pee can be used to power submarines. There is a beagle named James Bond. Hitler is an African. Book reading makes you more smarter. Background Noise is tremendous. And such. End transmission.

Lebron James is wearing incredibly tight pants, Lady Gaga is doing coke, cats are being marinated for dinner, girls are hitting puberty at age 7, and plants are growing inside of men's lungs...WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?! I don't know, but one thing that I DO know is that this week's episode of Background Noise is chock full o' news & laughs to make even the most boring of days into a thrill-ride! Strap in, and hang on tight...this ain't no kiddie ride!

Stand back...there's a hurricane coming through! A hurricane of...INFORMATION AND LAUGHS, to be exact! On this week's show we explain to you why college is not always such a good thing, and discuss why TV shows so often have a fat, dumb, loserish husband with a smoking hot wife. We also tell the tale of a groom who sprayed his wedding crowd with machine gun fire by mistake...and the tale of a man who sprayed innocent women with bottles of semen on PURPOSE. Whoa. This show is intense, not to be confused with IN TENTS, because this is no camping trip, ya twerp.

This week, on BACKGROUND NOISE: the guys discuss *large-breath* whether branding really makes a difference; some American folks hosting a Quran burning party; cringetastic injuries; monkeys in your pants; sexin' at the office; the danger of "romcoms," as Derrek calls them; and if you should allow your partner to sleep around!

Did you know that boobies can be ironed? Did you know that human minds can ACTUALLY meld together? Or how about this one: did you know that there is a parade of prostitutes in China? Well, I bet that you didn't know ANY of that! Man oh man...good thing Background Noise is here to keep you informed! PUT THIS IN YOUR EARS AND SMOKE IT!

Beavers are attacking, there's a female on our show, and 2 Nigerians gave birth to a white baby with blonde hair and blue eyes. Is the world coming to an end? No, it's an ultra spectacular episode of Background Noise! We also talk about sluts - both male and female - and a lot of other wacky, fun stuff that you've come to love us for! Listen up...or down...or upside down. Whatever the devil it is you kids do these days!

Warning: poisonous weeds are taking over Canada! Also be on the look out for the raging Mel Gibson and super pedophile Roman Polanski! Oh, and if you're a goose, beware of the goose-o-caust. This episode of Background Noise is just FULL of danger! But unlike other danger, you really should take part in this. Just put on some oven mitts first, 'cuz this sonuvabitch is HOT!

This might be our silliest, funniest episode yet, so you're a complete twerp if you don't check it out! In this week's show we get a little carried away discussing Princess Di's hair jam, discuss how we would make love to different Star Trek aliens, smash on dumb kids giving away free lemonade, and for the first time in Background Noise history, we take some phone calls from our listeners! How exciting is THAT? The answer? At LEAST more exciting that when Kane was first introduced to wrestling. At LEAST.

People are protesting in Toronto, sleeping with their own grandmothers, becoming dumber from the internet, and trying to kill themselves by jumping off of buildings that have now installed "suicide safety nets" to solve the problem. This is just SOME of the insanity discussed on this weeks show, but hopefully you're prepared for more because this whirlwind will SUCK...you in...to it.