Background Noise

This episode of Background Noise is so hard that Cyborg Dr. Dre scowls & nods his head in approval! This week that whole "new Zodiac thing" is explained, a Woolly Mammoth crashes into the studio, and a certain someone FUMES over threatening Facebook statuses that may or may not involve percentiles (they do). Other stories discussed include the dumbo that fell into the fountain while texting, Regis' retirement, a fox that shot a man, and Ricky Gervais comedically-raping the Golden Globes! Here ye here ye! Your knights in shining armor are here...ye.

The Background Noise boys aren't the only superheroes out there, you know. There's this character named Phoenix Jones and he means BUSINESS...much like the madman who was shooting all over the place in Arizona! Other hot topics this week include the Creepy Crawlers cartoon (how did that kid get away with all those shenanigans?!), a drunk redneck operating a skyjack out on the open road, the explanation as to why all of these birds are dropping out of the skies, a criminal Kinder Surprise, and more stuff that you won't hear anywhere else but here! ORDER UP! This episode is piping hot!

Thousands of birds & fish across the land are dying unexpectedly...but don't worry gumshoes, Background Noise is on the case!

It's the last show before 2011, and what a show it is! We've got a tale about a woman who got pregnant by a corpse, a discussion on gender segregation in schools, a quick look at Hugh Hefner's engagement, Marmaduke facts, a discussion on digging through your significant other's e-mails, and last but not least...A COOTIE CATCHER (Google it)! Welcome back to grade 5, boys and girls! HAPPY 2011!

It's Christmas-time so you know what that means - we get to be a little bit lazy! Hear our excitement as we open up some presents that we received, and listen to various tales and news stories that'll make your nipples warm. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

This week's episode starts off with a bit of sports discussion (the stadium that caved in, the Jets coach who ambushed a player, Mike Vick wants to get a dog, etc.), and ends with the boys taking a look at the school-board shooter in Florida, and the man who had his AIDS cured. Oh yeah, and then there's the middle, where Derrek and Luke drink breast milk. For real. Ick. This week's episode is loaded with calcium and Vitamin D, so drink up for some laughs and healthy bones & teeth!

Fact: There are no other podcasts like Background Noise. For example, what other shows are visited by a mysterious prophet named Nostraderrek? What other shows teach you about the benefit of training your kid to use uzis? What other shows give you stories, and impressions, of mud monsters? What other shows have stunning duets of hit songs like "The Thong Song" & "Ignition"? EXACTLY. This show is a bizzare burrito smothered in a spicy, laugh sauce, and topped off with shredded news and chopped opinions. FEAST UP, FATTIES!

HUBBA HUBBA! This show is so sexy that it's like...oh man, I can't even describe it fully so I'll just tell you about some of the discussions from this week's episode: racism in Hollywood, rape in South Africa, Wikileaks, snow days off from school, people and their lack of manners, and a slew of other saucy, spicy treats! Mmmmm....put us in you!

The show this week is full of fascinating facts, brainstorms & ideas that you definitely won't hear anywhere else! Wanna learn about a snow leopard's tail? Wanna know what a breast milk keg stand is? Interested to hear about a single news story that involves the stabbing of a lamb, an ear-slicing, a penis-hacking, and more on top of all that? If you answered no to all of these questions you're probably boring & uninteresting...if you answered yes to even just one of these questions, you are a curious child who is about to open up the cupboard of KNOWLEDGE AND JOY. Whatever you are, listen with your ears, and not your heart.

Radio personality Floyd, from Live 105's Morning Mob, is in studio to help the Background Noise crew out this week! Some topics of discussion are as follows: Mike Vick's dog-murdering past vs. his amazing football skills, Tony Parker & Eva Longoria's break-up, the royal wedding that no one cares about, and the "buy a truck, get an AK 47" deal in Florida. On top of all those delicious treats, during the last segment there is some hair removal via waxing happening! OUCH! This is the most painful episode yet...but not painful to listen to. WE PROMISE!