Background Noise

We're trying to come up with a slogan for the show. Did we succeed? Well, listen to this episode as we list off a bunch of the ones that our listeners sent in! We also discussed a father who embarasses his son EVERY morning before school with his fabulous costume collection, took a test to see which one of us is most likely to become a serial killer, looked at a story about a creepy old lady who likes to spy on people having sex, and discussed some of the excitement that went on at E3! Is there a void in your life? If so, we might be the religon for you. No pamphlets...just podcasts! Blessed art thou, my children!

This time around Background Noise Headquarters were packed! Four of the five members of Three Sheet were on the show to discuss their group history, new album, and to give us a sneak peek of their new music! Also, Ashley King from Haligonia.ca was a one man studio audience! Discussion topics include a ban on porn in Tunisia, ridiculous storylines in porn, a REAL powerglove, a juggalo who took a single punch from a girl and died, and a new pill that can help erase memories. So there you have it - an interview, some dirty talk, interesting stories, and even some intellectual discussion. What more could you ask for? Okay...lots...but just zip your lips and listen, you saucy devils!

A couple of artistic Luchadors were in studio this week to help discuss some very important and serious topics including: The R-Word, A random seal adventure, kids getting life in prison and mass murder of butterflies. All of this is explained in VERY graphic and intense detail, so if you have a strong imagination I warn you now, you will most likely have some pretty crazy images floating around in your head after listening to this episode.

You know the world in Super Mario Bros. 3 where everything is really big? Remember how mind-blowing it is? Well, Background Noise is kinda like THAT. On this episode we share with you an original list of "who to hide from your Facebook feed", discuss a teacher who had orgies with her students, learn about a woman with a disorder that requires her to masturbate a ridiculous amount of times a day, and MORE. I know, it's always "and more"...it just works, so deal with it, okay? You just hit a block and got a leaf. Use your raccoon powers to fly away with us!

This week Luke returns from his trip to share his experiences & thoughts in regards to the Dominican Republic, airplanes, airports, weddings & more! Then, an interesting discussion about why and where the male G-spot should be moved to comes up...but that's only after a story about a drunk man who cut his friend's penis off with a samurai sword is dissected and looked at. Top it off with a story about a girl who took a long, single poop down a bowling alley, and the list of video games that made it into the Smithsonian, and you got yourself a hell of a cookout, partner! YEEEEEEHAW! Throw your cowboy hats up and shoot them 'cuz they look stupid, and then sit down and enjoy some Background Noise!

Where oh where has our little Luke gone? He's gone on vacation, leaving the reigns to three honkies with attitudes! We catch you up on the Osama Bin Laden situation in Pakistan, as well as his secret crush! OoOOoo!! We rode the POLL for the first time in months with fake quotes from legendary figures, a NINJA returned again this week (dayum!), a little about UFC 129 and Sony's PSN hackings and lawsuit. Also, we read a giant list of swear words you may or may not have ever heard of. Come to our secret island, sexy lover.

This is the most educational episode of Background Noise yet! You can play at home as Dev & Jon unleash a barrage of trivia questions for Derrek & Luke to try to answer. There is also talk about a neighbourhood NINJA, a human cannonball who didn't do too well, a drive-thru funeral, our very first CDs (as well as the death of the man who invented them), a naked gym, some UK scrotes who ran up on a SAS squad by mistake, and more whackiness than you can shake a stick at! Get your shaking sticks out folks, because you're gonna be busy!

FIRE!!! That's right, this episode actually started with us being kicked out by a fire marshal. But don't worry, the show still went on!!! We discussed Jesus teleporting, Cadbury Cream Eggs shrinking, and 4/20. There was also a heated debate about whether or not words "actually hurt" and a fun game that involved Devin and Jon rating their anxiety level while being shit on by the band Abba, as well as other stressful situations. Bon Voyage, you're about to go on an amazing journey!!!

Canadian rapper Spesh K stopped by the studio for this episode to talk about his touring, music ventures, the state of hip-hop (independence, labels, mixtapes) and more! We also took a look at the recent debate (Canadian politics), discussed the 6 year old who got searched and patted down at an airport, and tried to decide if Ashley Judd is a misunderstood woman, or a blabbering skank because of her recent, negative comments about hip-hop music. We give you laughs, we give you opinions, and if we could, we'd give you a nice, piping slice of pizza...but for now, eat our show with your ears!

This is the sluttiest Background Noise episode of all-time! Not only did we take a look at the recent "slut march" in Toronto, we also discussed the definition of the word "slut" and learned where it is derived from. Other hot topics include: stress & "busy people"; a raging 8 year old who got pepper sprayed; a controversial, retarded wrestler; and a bad, bad man by the name of Dr. Pepper.