Background Noise

SPLADOW! Background Noise is in full, fresh, funky effect! Discussion topics this week include haterism, Michael Cole's Twitter faux pas, a gay wrestling league, elephant hunting, the relationship between business & ethics, and an in-depth look at the SUPREME WARRIORS that our listeners sent in for our contest! Listen up to find out who won the gold & the glory!

This week's show began with a chat about the season change & SAD(seasonal affective disorder). From there, the boys went on to discuss a 240 hour long movie, a woman suing her fiance because he cheated, the trend of religion fading away all over the world, and a batty lady who gives her 8 year old daughter botox injections (among other things) so that she's pretty. Oh, crabwalking vaginas skittering about inside of the Pearly Gates also came up as a topic...and a wrestling tag team known as "The Twitterers". Yup. Only here folks, only here.

Things were kept pretty simple this week on Background Noise! Between the death of hip-hop legend Nate Dogg, the earthquake & tsunami in Japan, and Mike Tyson's appearance on Ellen (as well as his genius and insanity overall), there was little else to be squeezed in! If you're a person with any sense (sight, taste, smell, touch & hearing), you'll definitely enjoy this episode. If not, well...I guess it won't be any worse than the complete nothingness that you're used to, so give it a shot anyway!

Heavy metal heavyweights (they're not fat, just good at what they do) Erik Hanlin & Sylvain Coderre from Black Moor were in studio for this episode! Tune in to hear about their history, music, and upcoming album & tour dates! As for stories, we discussed annoying pop-ups on pornsites, the problem with Hungry Man Dinners, a baby thief (someone who tried to steal an unborn baby, not a toddler with a mask & a six-shooter), old peoples' genitals being taken advantage of, and a list of ridiculous bans in Wisconsin. This episode was forged with blood, steel, harpy claws, and laugh attacks.

If you're a fan of movies, especially horrors & thrillers, then this episode of Background Noise is for YOU! Local horror movie director & film buff, Colin MacDonald, stopped by to discuss some of his film projects & adventures, and then what followed was a discussion that covered favorite movies, disturbing movies, the good, the bad & the ugly of special effects/CGI, behind-the-scenes footage, and other movie related topics! We also touched on a story about a "whites only scholarship", and briefly talked about how certain social situations are awful. This episode isn't awful though. NOPE! It's good like the heart of a holy angel from Heaven.

Just so you know, Background Noise is the only podcast where you will hear talk about pirates, Pirate cookies, drawing ninjas/knights/dragons/etc. as kids, gangsta bears scheming on menstruating women, Corky from Life Goes On, philosophy on women & relationships, and other legendary things all in one episode. That said, you should listen to it and have all of your funny bones tickled and all of your silly muscles massaged. Relax. You're tense.

Floyd joins the crew once again this episode...and there was much rejoicing. If you listen close enough, you might even see her boobs; listen backwards and you'll see four sets of balls. Anyway...what went down this week, you ask? Well, there was the Grammy's, the computer named Watson who smashed his opponents on Jeopardy, a discussion on proper hygiene practices for the genitals area, and even a couple of lessons about lesbianism and lesbian "slang". We even received some awesome gifts! TUNE IN THE FUTURE IS NOOOOOOOOW.

Valentine's Day is right around the corner so this episode is even sexier than usual! It basically has double Ds and is wearing a string bikini. This episode features some of Derrek's old MSN chat logs with women, a love, sex & relationships Q&A with our listeners, the answer to what men want out of women on Valentine's Day (we narrowed it down to two things), a stunning rendition of "Kiss From A Rose", and a sexy story that may or may not involve Pokemon. Light some candles, make a bubblebath, and drink wine until your smashed... then listen to this episode and touch yourself some. It's okay... it's only natural. Don't fight your feelings!

This week's episode of Background Noise features Vanessa Furlong from Three Sheet! That's really all that needs to be said, but let's go a bit deeper! We had a story about a single man who fought off 40 would-be rapists, a Black History Month inspired discussion, a couple of silly videos, and enough laughs to fit in all 4 of your buckets, ya creeps! Take on us and take us on! Just make sure you wear protection.

Put on your lipstick and pucker up - Background Noise is here to rock you like a hurricane and pour some sugar on you! In episode 70 we discuss the death of a flaming superhero, the new way that you may be charged for using the internet, a man fired for wearing a Packers tie, an absolutely ridiculous lawsuit against Diddy, and a video that shows a man blasting a machine gun at some skateboard punks. Oh yeah, we also play a sexy on-line game where you have to try to lure two babes into having sex with you. It was...well, it was SEXY...and graphic...TURBO GRAPHX 16!