Background Noise

On this week's episode we have a guest in studio, and that guest...IS A WOMAN! *gasp* That's right, filthyemails.org creator (among many other interesting things), Lee-Anne Poole is on the show to discuss her many, exciting ventures, phone sex, fetishes, the pedophile book on Amazon, smoking & then some! We also read some "filthy e-mails" on air, and the smooth talking, playalistic LeVon was instudio to help us out with that!

On this episode of Background Noise we share tales of lost loves, old relationships, being dumped, teen angst, "whore tricks", "duckers and balers", "the game" (that stuff between men and women, not the rapper), and a lot of other relationship-based talk! We also catch you up on our trip to Hal-Con (local science-fiction/fantasy convention) and talk about a couple who won $11 million and frankly, just didn't want it. YUUUUUP!

Oh man! Did you hear about that crocodile that caused the death of 19 people on an airplane? How about the puppy that was raped repeatedly by some sicko? No? Ever drink Four Loko? What's that? You don't know what that is? Well, you DID hear about that 20 year old Mexican police chief, right? What's that? Someone is trapped in a well, Lassie? It's Background Noise? WELL SHOOOOOT LET'S GO!

This week on Background Noise we have another guest, and that guest is...Mark Little from the comedy troupe Picnicface! He tells us about Picnicface's upcoming TV show on the Comedy Network, their movie Rollertown, upcoming local shows and MORE! Also discussed this episode is Simpsons porn (and cartoon porn in general), the pussification of sports, strippers & stripclubs, and what we think about modern music & today's songwriters! If this episode was food, it'd be filet mignon and you would be able to cut it with a spoon...just thought you should should know!

What a wacky world we live in! Rapper T.I. has stopped a man from committing suicide, crotch-lifting underwear for men has been created, cars are driving themselves, women are being cruel to men, and Brett Favre is sending out pictures of his penis. These are just a few of the OUTRAGEOUS stories and discussions from this week's show. HOLY HANNAH! IT'S BACKGROUND NOISE FOR PETE'S SAKE!

Would you rather fight a bear or a lion? Does an Iron Man rape suit exist? How do you cope with work-related stress? How do you fake cancer in order to swindle some money out of people? These are all important questions that need to be answered, and luckily, Background Noise exists to tackle such heavy issues. Put this in your ears and smoke it!

(note: episode 53 was accidentally a link to episode 52, but it is fixed now) Episode 53 - AKA Season 2 episode 1 - of Background Noise was a DAMN good one! Elmo came by the studio to tell us about a fight that he got into and Katy Perry's titties (we also found out that when he busts, yarn comes out), Hulk Hogan raped somebody, and we met a new character named Big Fat Pimp. News stories include: the legalization of prostitution in Canada, the Wiimote sextoy, a nasal spray that lowers your inhibitions, and M-M-M-MOOOOOORE!

BOOM! POW! BOOM CRACKLE POP! FIREWORKS AND LIGHTNING BOLTS! Check out the 52nd episode of Background Noise to help celebrate it's 1 year anniversary! We've got balloons, streamers, champagne, gifts & prizes - literally! Listen up to find out who is cut and uncut (if you don't know what that means, then...well...you'll find out), to hear tales of our origins, to hear about a man who humped a dinosaur, parents kissing kids, girls kissing girls, a story about a man who hid stolen earrings up his butthole, and a very special rendition of the hit song, "Promiscuous Girl!" Here's to many more years, boys and girls! CHEERS! *clink clink!*

Come on in and have a seat! Today we'll be discussing the times that we cried, buttholes, McDonald's characters, how to choose between kids in a life and death situation, the recent burka ban in France, how the news tries to censor truth and keep us all in line, the sexy tight ass girl that has been making headlines, and how to plan a clam bake. Okay, not that last part, but everything else. I promise.

When a child gets herpes from eating a semen-filled condom in a hotel room, Background Noise is there to report! And yes, that's an actual story from this week's show. We also share with you 6 tips on how to become excellent at anything, and we keep you up to date with major news from all over the world! If you like laughing, learning, and being-in-the-know, then this is the show for you!