Ezra talks about his summer camp experience

Summer is still fucking with the schedule

Justin had his wisdom teeth pulled, that was fun

a one sided conversation via iPhone notes

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Miracles

solo-ish episode this week

recording this shit while traveling

don't leave your kids in the fucking car when it's hot

kids say the darndest things

over that b****

i trent and i big boy

getting old is a bitch

poopie man

summertime

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podcast wormhole with the internet! with Scott the Poolboy

snarky jodi

straw-ber-itas to close a sale

realtor status

justin going on vacation and then a customer training

another stomach bug runs through the kiddos

potty training the trent

justin's sister calls in

birthday cakes

justin's sparkly beard

like a gay strip club but with less dong

kidnap baby jesus

destroying the parental cherry

trent has been practicing his broken record impression

justin has too many numbers

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laundry train

cousin sleepover

differing parenting styles

the hose incident of 2014 causes ezra to “hate” justin

naked bike ride

graduation ceremonies are like kkk rallies only with less hate

an iPad is not a suitable camera replacement for formal ceremonies

justin dislikes dress codes

dragging your newborn down the aisle

never tie your kid to a motorcycle

kids books about how to cope with parents in jail and keeping private parts private

confirming stereotypes without trying to

argyle hair dye job

new segment “old out of touch white dude reads popular song lyrics”

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izzy rock of “tales from the hardside” and “on the block” causes justin to fall down a sound cloud rabbit hole

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try not to be shitty parents

We got a late start

A new intro

A good dude left us this week

Facebook and death is a bad mix

Everybody has a different parenting style, you do not get to tell somebody they're doing it wrong

Ezra doesn't understand the concept of making a phone call

School projects

CTFD Parenting

certain things you can never un-taste

child proofing a house

don't be lazy parents

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taking pictures / videos of your kids while driving will end BADLY

sometimes you just have to embarass your kids

what to do when a company's employee break area overlooks your yard

it's memorial day weekend, thank a vet/service member

st. helens is filthy with larpers this weekend.

jodi's weird work schedule

finally the gays are allowed to "destroy the sanctity of marriage" in oregon!

vague-booking needs to stop, it's called social media for a reason

tempe thinks jodi is a jungle gym

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media hype over "hackers" and video baby monitors

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do you even iPhone bro?

weed on family vacation

reno is a filthy, filthy city

rather have kids smoke weed vs. cigarettes, drinking, blow off of a hookers ass, etc.

kids on planes

out of the box methods for getting kids motivated to do chores

portland mom's can be stuck up bitches

jodi and jake's summertime test

creative cuss word of the week is: chode slime

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frontier had one job and failed. justin recaps was gone for the week but everyone survived. we are insane and decided to move studio and bedrooms. studio is almost back together. a brewery that doesn't brew their own beer. frontier employees are dicks. deep sighs solve nothing. five guys all over justin's hands. technical difficulties. tempe figured out the monkey bars. how's your v? ass wiping technique - sitting vs. standing vs. standing facing the toilet. teacher charges for bathroom privileges. when you gamble you may lose. justin's an asshole. where do you keep a belt when you're wearing a belt? kids seem to have knack for hitting people in the nuts. when boys learn you can literally bust a nut. tempe needs to learn to say no. leave us a voicemail: 503-609-0375. creative cuss word of the week is chickenshit ball-sweat.

special guest zach doarn joins us in the bad parent studio. justin verifies zach's parent cred. colds and strep throat suck at foreplay. satan's swampy ass crack. baby fever causes babies. justin's drunk love for his truck. cheeseboogers. people sticking their noses in your parenting business. jake calls in. how's your little dipper? talking down to kids. developmental stages. common core math finds its way back into another episode. 95% bullshit, 5% actual information. kids weird bathroom behaviors. quick break. pissing on your kids head. just take a piece of candy, it won't hurt anything, it's just one piece. oprah hates dairy. justin scares somebody late at night / accidental creeper / stranger danger. differences in parenting styles. teach your kids the truth about rubbing one out. don't pump your kid full of mt. dew. male restroom etiquette. working on a new segment, her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. don't post a picture of your hot wife in her sexy clothes on facebook when your kid is a facebook friend. creative cussword of the week is bubba plug. please rate us on iTunes or Stitcher. leave us a voicemail - 503-609-0375.