jodi's back. the episode starts off with a multitude of technical difficulties which make justin want to hulk out. third take is a charm. snag another pill. naming your children. we re-visit potty training in public to get jodi's opinion. new couch fun. knife to balls. justin was out of town and drinking with his customers. our first live phone call but justin forgot to record the very beginning of it. little giant and a half dozen of brownies. shooting bb's into walls. did our live caller just put us on hold? finger guns. creative cussing word of the week. leave us a voicemail, 503-609-0375.

this episode brought to you by fireball and angry orchard. special guest chris fills in for jodi while she recovers from sinus surgery. the "mother" of all 2x4's. having a child is expensive. voldemort for awhile. pooping in public. upping your dad game. affirmation of a child's love for their parents is nice. using viral videos as a teaching tool. busting beer cans with boobies. setting a field on fire. ezra leveled up on his attitude. chris has to pee. oregon doesn't care if kids turn their work in on time. you win or you don't. dedication to doing the best that you can. certifications can be bullshit. this was our first episode on mixlr. leave a voicemail at 503-609-0375.

justin and jodi discuss their thoughts on religion, specifically mormonism and christian pentecostal, and how it relates to being a parent. good and bad aspects are discussed and it is discussed why justin and jodi opted to pull back from the church and forge ahead without it.

jodi is exhausted. doctor wants to roto-rooter jodi's sinus passages. true detective was awesome, why aren't you watching it? jodi cries at everything on tv. setting up a tv should not be this difficult. no more breastfeeding for trent makes for an angry toddler. pre-natal vitamins are a new invention in the grand scheme of things. justin has idiocracy thoughts. older siblings can be awesome, they let you watch things you probably shouldn't. justin should write a book? divorce = suck. spousal support disagreements. while sex is great, it still only serves on biological function. creative cuss word of the week.

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omfg last week sucked, we were all sickly. vomit, poop, vomit, more poop and vomit again. jodi is drinking during show. fireball + angry orchard = yummy. justin re-enacts jodi's hand motions for all to see on the hangout. justin and jodi's eclectic musical tastes. trent knows how to "blame the dog" for his bowel movements. justin teaches ezra lessons via youtube videos. tempe is a good nurse. ezra needs to stop taking advantage of tempe's kindness. tempe is I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. unless she's tired or sick. jodi made breakfast. trent ends the show early with a bout of puking.

recording on saturday was supposed to make things easier. bed frame debacle. how do you lose an airplane. it's been a strange week. trash talking with kids and board games. why must kids be so whiney when the fun stops. justin is drinking this episode. we take a break so justin can recycle some beer. random background image derails the show momentarily. fuck a science project. justin gets ranty at the end of this episode.

supplemental episode to hold your ear butts over until we record tonight. justin talks about the family and plays music that reminds him of everybody. thanks again for listening.

it's friday and justin's back. lorde, vikings and jodi's near meltdown. helicopter parenting. tempe's tooth extraction. trunk or treat. justin hates being out of town, jodi wouldn't mind it. justin's autocorrect fails him and does stuff wrong. "do as I say, not as I do" doesn't work. justin and models and custom glue. trent wanting to wear tempe's clothes. we were able to get max adopted. justin rants a bit about the ex. jodi has requested that we move recording to saturday. we're on iTunes, Stitcher and TuneIn. Please rate and review us.

jodi is grumpy. fuck portland drivers, they suck. justin may drive to aggressively. this week kind of sucked for jodi. tempe still knows how to curse. justin kind of learns what a money shot must feel like. bad manners and our children. globetrotters game with ezra. fuck crowds and shitty parents. trent broke his arm. legacy hospitals are awesome. trent loves his pink cast and so do we. getting kids to bathe is a chore. ezra is proud of his one blonde "pube". justin and jodi have fallen down a rabbit hole of religous podcasts. lesbians and frost. disney characters in beauty and the beast. the pink fist of fury. creative cussing word of the week. drunk bad parenting podcast?