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Octopuses, talking in your sleep and recording jams from it and trying to get a job with a criminal record and bad Mandela impersonations.

If you are a concerned parent, get your child's boyfriend/girlfriend deported. If you want to resign - use the sweet jar at work. More badvice from Simmi and Ross

In this episode Simmi and Ross reveal what apps to check if you think your significant other is cheating on you - or, which apps you should use. They also come up with the best excuses to skip work and if you have a cast because of a broken limn but the artwork that is drawn on it is not nice - they have a solution for you!

If your significant other ever asks you if you would love them as a worm - well we have an answer for you. If someone makes fun of your voice on a date - we have an answer for you. If you have an office wife/husband - well boy - do Simmi and Ross have an answer for you!

In this episode Simmi and Ross talk about hidden gems in South Africa, Koi fish and how to get more followers on the internet

Simmi and Ross want you to know that sugar water solves EVERYTHING and if you know a person with an ugly baby - they give solid solid SOLID tips on how to survive this phase of your life.

Do you know what a pum pum is? Well if it stinks Simmi and Ross both have the answer for you. Also if you have a running shoe problem we solve it but also, if you have a friend who is too humble they can lost.

Simmi and Ross show you the test for determining if you are a good storyteller. They also brainstorm ways to make your ex's life HELL. By the way - do any of you guys sleep on the floor? If not Simmi gives you the reasons why you should do that. Also get the advice you need to deal with your mean boss.

Simmi and Ross share their solidly bad advice about toxic workplaces, supporting your relatives when they are going through a tough time - help your aunty if she is sleeping in her car #vanlife and they help you determine if you even have the capabilities of having an open relationship.

In this episode Ross really wants to join Simmi on a run but he can"t, There is a war coming, Drake vs Kendrick, Which side are you on? Simmi suggests how Drake should have responded. Simmi and Ross answer your questions badly about dating a person without a social media presence, going to prison, getting and affidavit, meeting gangsters and running a prison syndicate.