Badwatch

The Badwatch Boys went to Canada, but neither of them got stabbed! Evan throws serious shade at Canada and repeatedly flirts with a lawsuit. Andy is a lawyer for the laws of physics and falls in love with Verna McBride.

Goodwatches:

The Chef Show

Midsommar

The Badwatch boys went to the Rim of the World and remain unimpressed. Andy compares movies and video games. Evan wonders if all of the counselors at Rim of the World summer camp are sex offenders. This episode is sponsored by Adidas!

Goodwatches:

Fleabag

DARK

The Badwatch boys go gaga for Pretty Little Liars after watching season 2 episode 1, "It's Alive." Andy expands the Badwatch cinematic universe. Evan is sponsored by Diet Coke.

Goodwatches:

Andy: The Maltese Falcon

Evan: Eighth Grade

In their shortest episode to date, the Badwatch boys go to church by watching the third episode of God Friended Me, "Heavenly Taco Truck," which is surprisingly short on tacos! Andy reminds Evan that Catholic priests can't have children, and he discusses HIPAA legislation. Evan goes on a rant about fictional journalists and brainstorms some interesting crossover opportunities.

Goodwatches:

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Hereditary

The Badwatch Boys went all the way to New York but all they got was this shitty movie. Specifically, Joe's Apartment, MTV's first feature film! Andy is exceptionally prepared, with notes and jokes ready to go. Evan tells the grossest joke ever aired on this podcast (sorry, Mom).

Goodwatches:

Love, Death & Robots

The Wailing

For the latest Badwatch Andy is joined by co-host Will who is CHAMPing at the bit. They watched Season 2, episode 1 of Taken, the now-canceled Netflix show based on a b-movie with a very particular set of skills. Andy complains about TV hackers. Will invents reverse babysitting, and brings the first reality shows to Goodwatch!

Goodwatches:

Property Brothers

Bosch

Jersey Shore Family Vacation

Badwatch 2:

If you think Taken sounds good, you’ll love Max (2015)

For lucky #13 Andy and Evan watch Dune, a novel they both love that in 1984 was adapted into a movie no one liked. There's lots of voice over, giant talking testicles, and all of the sand. Plus David Lynch hates redheads?

Goodwatches:

Annihilation

Arrival

The Tick

Our very first guest host! Evan’s sister/Andy’s wife Allison joins us to discuss The Gilmore Girls revival episode “Fall.” Evan explains the Star Wars-Gilmore Girls expanded universe. Andy brings up bear penises. And then cat penises. Allison discusses Kirk's probable autism and points out that Rory was missing her underwear FOR A YEAR.

Goodwatches:

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

Gattaca

Edge of Seventeen

Y'all, we've watched some weird shit for this podcast, but Netflix's Insatiable is by far the most bonkers. And we started with the first episode! Andy briefly forgets this is a comedy podcast. Evan narcs on underage drinking.

Goodwatches:

Dune (2020)

Russian Doll

Andy and Evan celebrate Mads Mikklesen (and his tight ass) by watching Polar--a film that so badly wants to be John Wick, but is cursed by the presence of Vanessa Hudgens. Andy spreads the gospel of Mads' butt. Evan shows off his sehr gut German.

Goodwatches:

Smokin' Aces

You Were Never Really Here