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Happy holidays, Badwatchers! It’s our favorite time of year, where our gift to you is the annual viewing of holiday dreck. We watched The Knight Before Christmas, a time-travel love story even dumber than it sounds. Join us as we discuss wigs, academic calendars, syphilis, a mathematical formula for holiday movies, Beowulf lingo, a dream sequence (?), “hey, Google,” poverty, Ghost, and Vanessa Hudgens’s career prospects.

Goodwatches:

Taboo

Plus One

It was bound to happen sometime. We return to a previous badwatch to enjoy (?) season 2, episode 1 of Insatiable, "Pig." Join us as we discuss wet vehicles, First-Degree Burgers, Wiener Tacos, his-and-hers brass knuckles, CACA, and a legit question for rural Americans.

Goodwatches:

Criminal: UK

Happy!

Rarely are we lucky enough to find a show as bad and silly as Zoo. Based on a novel by James Patterson, we watched season 2 episode 1, "The Name of the Beast." Join us as we discuss Michael Crichton's bowel habits (R.I.P.), bird psychology, Chekhov's baby, pocket pepper, ManBearPig, pirate radio, very dumb bird jokes, and SO MANY SICK REFERENCES.

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Goodwatches:

High Life

The Politician (because Andy has no taste)

Welcome to our spoooooky Halloween episode! To celebrate we watched season 2, episode 1 of The Vampire Diaries, "The Return." It's one of your classic vamp soap opera love triangle thingies. Join us as we discuss of the migraine witch, homoerotic vamp brothers (including a Brokeback Mountain tangent!), proper funeral attire, and Jamba Juice.

Goodwatches:

Riverdale Cringe

El Camino

The Cabin in the Woods (not a remake!)

Girlboss tells the story of one scrappy sociopath and her journey to wealth and success. At least we think so. Join us as we discuss indentured theremin servitude, the hotness of Dean Norris, and Ken-doll anatomy.

Goodwatches:

Minding the Gap

Community

We got into the Halloween spirit watching season 2 episode 1 of Hemlock Grove, "Blood Pressure." You know how vampires and werewolves were big for a while? That's basically the entire premise of the show. Join us as we discuss cousin sex, Eli Roth, finger guns, and a boy inside a werewolf inside a boy--the legendary Peterducken!

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Goodwatches:

Unbelievable - based on "An Unbelievable Story of Rape"

Thor: Ragnarok

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If you love Pretty Little Liars but want something more restrained, we have good news! We watched season 3 episode 1 of 13 Reasons Why, "Yeah, I'm the New Girl." We used to think the flashbacks in Quantico were rough, but little did we know things could get so much worse. Join us as we talk about British accents, Batman, teens as terrorists, and bad dudes looming over swimming pools. Also, Katee Sackhoff! And we have a Patreon!!

Goodwatches:

Sudden Fear

Good Time

Join us as we go into outer space--again! We watched episode 6 of Another Life, "I Think We're Alone Now." Starring Katee Sackhoff, or according to Andy, the female Tom Cruise. We discuss contractual tanktop clauses, flashbacks within flashbacks, and match wits with Super Mario trivia. Evan is a crutches truther. Andy provides a thrilling reenactment.

Goodwatches:

Derry Girls

Enemy

This episode is jam packed! We watched not one, but two episodes of the emmy-nominated Netflix series, It's Bruno! There's dogs! Cookies! Bernie Sanders! A podcast within a podcast! And somehow all of Chekhov's belongings. Evan hates a little harder than necessary and eats cookies on air (like a professional). Andy is perhaps too forgiving, and only musters enough strength for a mediumwatch.

Goodwatches:

Preacher

Lucifer

The Badwatch boys go to Purgatory. Voluntarily! They watched season 2, episode 1 of Wynonna Earp, a SyFy original! Evan has opinions on comics and which one vapes. Andy proposes an Earp-Pokemon crossover event.

Goodwatches:

The Boys

First Reformed