BaKChat

This week’s episode of BaKchat has Bryan & Krista in full on MAYHEM mode analyzing in the world of GAGA! The pair break down the album with Gaga lore, unsolicited singing & a full song evaluation that no one asked for, but we all needed. But first – the pair relive all the epic moments from Krista’s STAGETTE with stories you don’t want to miss. Fake sponsors include Calia lip gloss and Fluevog Shoes. The pair take a trip to the stars for a blind astro-off of the signs as Gaga songs AND dive into the unconscious world to analyze a dream (read: alien visitation) for Krista. All this and so much more!

On this episode of BaKChat, things get a little bit spicy for some Valentine’s fun! Krista’s fake sponsor is Blush Lingerie (linger-ee, anyone?), while Bryan gushes over the app Red Book.

Grammy nominations are discussed, and the pair share their own guesses and hopes for the winners in the top four categories. Spoiler: only one guess was correct—congrats to Chappell Roan!

In Your Dreams is back, but this time with a nightmare that will either leave you howling with laughter or haunted for life.

It’s in the Stars features some astrological advice for the perfect Valentine’s date for each sign.

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This week on BaKChat, things get real weird, real fast. First up, we’re throwing it back with some of our most dramatic emo crushes that still haunt us in the best (and worst) ways. Then we dive headfirst into a pandemic “kumbaya” moment that no one asked for but everyone somehow remembers. But the main event? Our jaw-dropping, brain-frying review of the ‘Resolve Black Crotchless Baby Doll Women’s Fishnet Body Stocking.’ Think crotchless, fishnets, and a one-piece ‘baby-doll stripper pack’ situation that left us speechless and mildly traumatized. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Fake Sponsors:
Big shoutout to this week’s Fake Sponsors: @elizabethpedersonhair (making hair magic happen) and Model Express, for when you want to look like a superstar on no notice, no budget, and even fewer standards.

It’s in the Stars:
B & K have consulted the cosmos, and let’s just say it’s a wild ride. Tune in for astrological wisdom you won’t get anywhere else, and maybe brace yourself for some truths you didn’t know you needed with a TUSHY twist! Ask us about our buttholes!

Parental Advisory:
To our Moms: seriously, do not listen. We mean it. This episode is so NSFM (Not Safe For Moms), it’s practically radioactive. Everyone else? Hit play and enjoy the chaos.

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We’re baaack! After 84 long years, Bryan and Krista are back with a bit more timber in their foundation and all the classic segments we know you’ve been not even thinking about! Fake sponsors include Henry’s Photos and Yoto. Yay! Bryan and Krista share their top 5 can’t live without products and want to know yours – “what are we missing!?” It’s in the stars features all the signs as types of people at high school (is Capricorn REALLY the sexiest principal!?)
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This week, B & K keep it short and sweet for episode 2 of Season 3. Fake Sponsors include Pulp Fiction (the Vancouver bookstore!) and the book “The First 40 Days” by Heng Ou. The pair discuss a range of topics including what Jesus would think of his representation today, vacuum sealing babies in the womb, semen analysis, and throw ALL the Carly’s some love. ‘It’s in the Stars’ is all about Geminis and the signs who love to love & hate them.

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BaKChat’s Season 3 premiere episode reveals some BIG life changes for both Krista and Bryan that have the future of recording BaKChat in an unpredictable state! Fake sponsors include Evo and Tushy (we all need a Tushy…like, trust us, we do!!!). Krista’s not the only one with pregnancy-related updates to share this week; tune in to hear Bryan’s exciting news! ‘It’s in the Stars’ this week features the BEST and WORST things we could do for each sign for Mother’s Day.

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Welcome to SEXPISODE 34+35 aka the Season 2 finale of BaKChat! Joined by BaKChat University tenured and accredited sexologist, Vanessa! Vanessa’s second time on the show did not disappoint as the trio revisited their original test results from 2 years ago on www.bdsmtest.org and compared them to their latest results. Topics range from covid relationships, sex parties, non-monogamy, jealousy, chat roulette, pregnancy sex, and who could forget ‘Jaculatin’ (hint: you won’t be able to after listening to this episode!). ‘It’s in the Stars’ explores the signs abilities as monogamous, monogam-ish, or non-monogamous, and Bryan and Krista’s astrological accreditations are brought into question! Thank you to everyone who listened to Season 2 of BaKChat! We are so excited to share this must-listen finale with you. Stay tuned for a Season 3 premiere of BaKChat coming soon and as always, don’t forget to wipe front to BaK!

xo B&K

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On this week’s episode of BaKChat, Bryan and Krista pull out their monocles and twirl their moustaches to analyze the Free Britney Movement as professional, fully certified, BakChat-accredited legalologists. After watching the NYT documentary, ‘Framing Britney Spears’, the pair spare no words in their critique of the Hollywood-hungry society that has lead to us to the point of NEEDING to Free Britney! Fake sponsors has Bryan throwing Krista for an unexpected, rule-breaking loop with a very special surprise that incorporates a pattern from Colette Belt and Krista describes a recent trip to Vancouver’s new concept space, ‘Picnics and Poetry’ (picnicsandpoetry.com). ‘It’s in the Stars’ features an in depth analysis of Britney Spears’ birth chart and the planets responsible for the Britney fandom. #FREEBRITNEY 

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Today, Bryan and Krista are joined by the wonderful and INCREDIBLY entertaining, Astrologer extraordinaire, Chad!! In this special episode, Chad shares with us the ancient language of astrology and all the life experiences that inspired him to pursue it. The trio dive into the conversation starting with the generations currently alive on planet Earth, the signs that drive their behaviour (who knew a whole generation had a sign!?) and how the generations can learn to get along by keeping this astrological wisdom in mind. Chad explains his theory of P.A.T. (Personal Astrological Trinity – his very own invention) healing, and offers up some insight with his explanation of rising signs, also known as your F.A.C.E.  Bryan and Krista are blown away by the physical characteristics you can look for to determine someone’s rising sign – without even calling their mother for the time of birth!! You can book a PAT healing session with Chad via DM on instagram (@chadelia) and check out his videos on youtube – just type ‘The Bubbha Chadelia’ into the search bar!