Bald Buds

Bald Buds

By Ryan and NateComedy
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Bald Buds episodes

  • 18. To All My White Girls

    The Bald Buds are back with another round of banter! In this episode, Nate and Ryan break down the pros and cons of being bald, Ryan recaps his second bachelor party, and also shares a hilarious story about accidentally scaring his fiance. Of course, no Bald Buds episode is complete without a healthy dose of video game talk.

    44 min
  • 17. Bandaloreans

    Nate runs through every band he’s ever been in, and Ryan ranks them strictly by how cool the names sound. The buds also pitch some hilariously bad new band names. The two also make a quick stop at... Herbalife?Follow for more Bald Buds!

    1 hr 2 min
  • 16. Who Gives A WTF?

    Ryan and Nate are back, and this time we’re talking about cornhole. The backyard game that’s somehow dead serious to some people. Nate also debuts some side-splitting AI-generated “clanker” tracks as a potential podcast intros, and we imagine what we’d look like if we were full-on movie villains.

    58 min
  • 15. Pin Your Hearts In A Fartbeat

    Ryan and Nate put their friendship on the line with a friendship quiz. How well do they really know each other? Ryan also shares his game plan as a Final 3 Survivor contestant, and the guys swap stories about performing in high school talent shows. Stick around to see who took first place!

    1 hr 4 min
  • 14. What The F*** You Know About Dungeons & Dragons

    Ryan shares details about his upcoming wedding, including some must-avoid tracks on the Do Not Play list. Nate and Ryan reminisce about their days slinging toothbrushes in oddball sales jobs, and things get weird when they break down an Elvis impersonator who looked the part but… definitely didn’t sound like it. Oh, and somehow Dungeons & Dragons gets dragged into all of this.

    55 min
  • 13. Fivel Goes South

    From unreleased cuts to vanished performances, this episode dives into the strange world of lost media. We’re talking about the kind of stuff that should exist but somehow doesn’t. Or maybe it does? From iconic ogres to unsettling hotel hallways, and even a certain moonwalking legend, we explore the mysteries, rumors, and rabbit holes surrounding some of pop culture’s most intriguing disappearances.

    57 min
  • 12. Sigma Brain Over Here

    Nate gives us a tragic update on the state of his lawn (spoiler: it’s somehow balder than us), and we spiral down the dark web rabbit hole, including a disturbing tale about a mysterious pair of bloody boots. It’s chaos, laughs, and just enough paranoia to keep your VPN on standby.

    58 min
  • 11. I Believe In AI Bigfoot

    In this episode, we recap Ryan's birthday and bachelor trip through Kentucky’s bourbon country. Tune in to hear the strange Venmo tips we received along the way, including one from a secret admirer. The Bald Buds also take a serious dive into the existence of AI Bigfoot, because why not. Pour yourself a glass, you're going to need it.

    1 hr 32 min
  • 10. Hot Take Hotline
    This week on Bald Buds, Nate and Ryan share their personal hot takes and take calls from listeners who have some spicy opinions of their own. They also chat a bit about video games and Nate’s latest mission to befriend the birds in his neighborhood. Crows, squirrels, and maybe even pigeons make an appearance in this wild mix of topics.

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    1 hr 32 min
  • 9. The Gym Thinks I'm Gay
    We spiral into the fake storylines we invent about fellow gym-goers—especially the ones where they think we're gay (probably). Ryan shares the Men’s Wearhouse meltdown while trying (and failing) to get suits for his groomsmen. We also take a bunch of online self-diagnosis tests, including one for autism, a Winnie the Pooh personality quiz, and a likability score that stings. Meanwhile, Nate's body continues to betray him in new and mysterious ways.

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    1 hr 25 min

About Bald Buds

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Two baldies with no business talking into a can. Bald Buds is a descent into nonsense, featuring hot takes, dumb questions, and the kind of banter that makes you wonder why you keep hitting play.