Bald Buds

Bald Buds

By Ryan and NateComedy
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Bald Buds episodes

  • 8. Thy Shaved Squires
    Hark! Watch as we don our metaphorical - and literal - chainmail to embark on a perilous quest: crafting the ultimate tier list of modern items that would all but guarantee a one-way ticket to the stake in the Middle Ages. From cellphones to Bluetooth speakers, we debate which inventions would leave medieval peasants in awe—and which would have us labeled as sorcerers faster than you can say “witchcraft!” Join us for some history-adjacent nonsense, absurd hypotheticals, and plenty of laughs. Would you survive the inquisition? Tune in and find out!

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    1 hr 36 min
  • 7. Left 4 Dead Was My Life
    From the golden age of Left 4 Dead to the weird and wonderful world of early 2000s gaming, we’re diving headfirst into pure nostalgia. Expect tales of broken controllers, late-night LAN parties, and the games that shaped us. We were built different. It’s a trip through time with two bald best friends who peaked in Xbox Live lobbies.

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    1 hr 12 min
  • 6. The Perfectly Executed Prank
    This week on Bald Buds, we dive into the ultimate guide to being edgy. From our cringiest teen moments to Ryan's mastermind-level prank on Nate that left him speechless, we’re unpacking what it means to push boundaries (without going too far). Plus, we explore those oddly exhilarating things that aren’t illegal but feel like they should be. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even question your own edginess!

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    1 hr 18 min
  • 5. The Search for Willem Dafoe 2.0

    In this episode of Bald Buds, we're ringing in 2025 with a ridiculous dive into the future and a search for the new Willem Dafoe. Join us as we brainstorm over-the-top inventions to solve first-world problems. From futuristic gadgets that fix life’s tiniest annoyances, to AI-powered solutions for things we probably shouldn’t need help with, this episode is packed with laughs, wild ideas, and a few moments of, “Wait... that’s actually genius.”


    We also explore what the future could be like—what we imagined it would look like as kids, and what we’d like to see in the years to come. It’s a blend of nostalgia, speculation, and a whole lot of fun.


    Got a first-world problem that needs a futuristic fix? Drop us a comment or message—we might tackle it in the next episode!

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    1 hr
  • 4. Normal Girls Fall In Love With Normal Boys
    This week on Bald Buds, we suffer through The Princess Switch, the Hallmark-esque holiday movie where Vanessa Hudgens plays not one, but TWO poorly written characters. Spoiler: It’s bad. Really bad. Then, we lighten the mood with our highly anticipated gift exchange, where the surprises range from hilariously thoughtful to completely unhinged. Tune in for absurd movie critiques, unexpected gifts, and plenty of laughs to keep your holiday spirits high!

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    1 hr 26 min
  • 3. Space Paste & Bacon Brews
    The dynamic duo is diving into the world of oddball sodas, from corn concoctions to bubbly bacon brews. It's a taste bud roller-coaster – and you're invited for the ride! But wait, there's more! We're dialing up the weirdness with Texas Burger Space Food! This Space Paste burger is so nasty it looks more like animal droppings. Can the Bald Buds stomach these delights without losing their earthly composure? Grab your snack stash, hit play, and prepare to snort-laugh as our hosts take on the taste challenges of the universe.

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    55 min
  • 2. Mascot Cinematic Universe
    In this lively episode, we're transforming familiar company mascots into action heroes and ranking them in a thrilling tier list. Join us for a dose of humor and nostalgia as we envision the likes of Tony the Tiger and Clippy as dynamic characters facing off in epic battles. Who will emerge as the ultimate company mascot action hero? Tune in for a fun-filled adventure through the world of corporate mascots turned superheroes!

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    1 hr 15 min
  • 1. Merry Baldmas!

    A Holiday Extravaganza! In this special holiday episode, we're diving into the festivities with a review of the Hallmark flick 'Knight Before Christmas', exchanging gifts, and zipping through a rapid-fire interview segment faster than a hair follicle can say goodbye. So grab your favorite moisturizer, polish that noggin, and let's get this follicle-free fiesta started!

    Thanks for joining us at Bald Buds — stay smooth and Merry Baldmas!

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    59 min
  • Bald Buds Trailer

    Get ready for a hairless adventure with Bald Buds; the podcast where two best friends embrace their baldness and dive headfirst into discussions about life, laughs, and everything in between. Join the dynamic duo of gleaming scalps – Nate and Ryan – as they navigate the follicle-free zone with wit, humor, and unfiltered authenticity.

    In each episode, Nate and Ryan tackle a variety of topics, from the profound to the downright silly, sharing their unique perspectives on the world. Whether they're dissecting the latest headlines, reminiscing about their hairier days, or debating the best methods for a smooth shave, these two friends bring a refreshing blend of camaraderie and comedy to your earbuds.

    Expect spontaneous banter, hilarious anecdotes, and the kind of chemistry that only a shared journey through baldness can forge. Bald Buds is not just a podcast; it's a celebration of friendship, embracing change, and finding humor in every bald moment life throws their way.

    So grab your razor, shine that dome, and tune in for a bald-headed blast with Nate and Ryan on Bald Buds – the podcast where being bald is not just a look, it's a lifestyle.

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    1 min

About Bald Buds

From the publisher's feed

Two baldies with no business talking into a can. Bald Buds is a descent into nonsense, featuring hot takes, dumb questions, and the kind of banter that makes you wonder why you keep hitting play.