B.A.L.D

YO MFS AND MFETTE'S CESAR IS BACK FROM THE JAKE WARD AND HE HAS SOME INSIGHTFUL SHIT ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH, ALSO WHAT IS THE TOP OF THE DICK THE BACK OR FRONT. IAN ALMOST GOT SENT BACK HOME TO HIS PEEPS BUT IT WAS FALSE ALARM. BERT IS FAT

YOOOO WHATS FUCKIN GOOD DORKS. WE FUCKIN BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. BERT FINALLY GREW THE FUCK UP, TOOK HIS DIAPER AND BINKY OFF AND GOT AN IPHONE. IT ONLY TOOK EIGHT YEARS OF BREAKING HIM DOWN AND HELL FREEZING OVER BUT WE'LL TAKE THE MF DUB. BRAD IS BACK FROM HIS TRIP UP NORTH AND GIVES US THE SCOOP FFROM GRANOLA HEAD LAND. IANS STILL A DUMB FUCKIN ALIEN WITH A BIGASS HEAD BUT SOME SHIT JUST NEVA CHANGE. YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD, HATERZ BE MF DAMNED.

Yoo what the fuck is up. We got a special episode cuz Brad outta town for a few weeks. Mf hardcore jeopardy brought to you by the one n only , lil man aka Tay soul aka t huey. Big ass s/o to Tay for making this episode happen. Shit gets mad heated and Brad and Ian are pushed to the mf limit. Who’s the dumbest fuckin bald hardcore nerd, check da shiddd n find out

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DORKS. WE HOT UP IN THIS JAWN TONIGHT BACK ON OUR FUCKIN OG BULLSHIT. TWITTER IS A FUCKING WARZONE OF IDIOTS AND HORRIBLE TAKES. LESS COP TWEETS AND MORE PEEPEE POOPOO JOKES PLZ WE DYING OUT HERE AND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK. ON GOD THO IT ALWAYS MFS FRONTIN WITH ACAB IN THE BIO OUT HERE ACTIN LIKE FUCKIN COPS N SHIT, PPLZ GIVE IT A MF REST. BERT IS BACK FROM TEXAS AND BREATHIN LOUDER THAN EVER THE AIR MUST BE GETTIN THINNER IN THE HD THE WAY THIS MF SUCKIN THAT SHIT DOWN LIKE HES FUCKIN DROWNIN OR SUMTHIN LMAO. WERE JUST TWO BALD IDIOTS AND SUM FAT GUY SO DONT TAKE WHAT WE SAY TO SERIOUS OR THE JAKE WILL BE ON YOU LMAO.

ooooo what’s good pussies. We big vibin in dis hoe per usual. Bert’s fuckin lazy ass managed to make it this week, he was workin double time last week at Wendy’s I guess we let it slide this time. While we talkin bout bert this mf really got his shirt off all sweatin his dick off just sitting in a chair in a 70 degree room LMAO couldn’t be me. But for real we got records n all that good shit. Mask mandate is over but this mf Ian won’t turn off his alien shapeshifter powers and show his true self lmao some shit just never changes n that’s on baby.

Ian - Retaliation by Carnivore

Brad - Capital Offence by Crown Court

FIRST PODCAST COLLAB EVER!!! WE FINALLY DID IT LA X HD PODCAST WORLD BABY . LAUGH NOW DIE LATER CAME OUT AND CHILLED WITH US. BERT HEARD HOMETOWN BUFFETT WAS  BACK TO 100% SO HE'S MIA FOR THIS ONE BUT NONETHELESS WE GOT THE BOYS. WE TALK THE MOST SHIT WITH THESE DUDES MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE ITS THE FIRST EPISODE HAHA. RICKY AND DANIEL WANTED TO MEET THE XENOMORPH IN PERSON. WE DID A POD WITH THEM SO CHECK THEIR PAGE TOO. THEY HAVE FIRE ASS PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTON AND HOWIE MANDELL LOL FUCK U

YOOOOO WHATS FUCKIN GOOD YALL CRAZY MOFKERS. WE VIBIN IN THIS JAWN, THIS BITCH ASS FOO BERT TRYNA BE ALL CUTE WITH HIS INTRODUCTION LIKE HE DIDNT JUST SLAM EIGHT CHEESEBURGERS ALL SWEATY AS FUCK HUFFIN AND PUFFIN 30 SECONDS BEFORE LMAOOOO NAILED TO DA X MORE LIKE NAILED TO THE ARCHES IFKYK LOL. NO RECORDS CUZ WE DO WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT YALL JUST GOTTA DEAL WITH IT. MOSTER ASSAULT IS FUCKIN BADASSS WE LOVE WHEN SHIT TASTES LIKE A COKE BUT GETS YOU ALL TWEAKED OUT. IAN IS MAD SUS HES BEING ALL SKEEVY CUZ THE CIA BOUTTA DROP THE SECRET FILES AND BLOW UP HIS SPOT LMAO HE DO BE LOOKIUN FLY WHIPPIN THAT UFO THO NGL. CATCH SWEET SOUL WITH ROME AT REV HQ >:-)

YOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YALL LIL STINKERS. WE BACK ON OUR BULLSHIT, OH WAIT WE NEVER STOPPED LMAO. WE HEARD THE COMPLAINTS OF THE PEOPLE, WE HAVE GIVEN BERT NEW MICROPHONE EDIQUETTE AND RESTRICTIONS LMAO. SO HOPEFULLY YALL DONT GOTTA HEAR HIS FUCKIN LOUD ASS JACK IN THE BOX DRAGON BREATH MELTIN THE MICROPHONE NO MORE BUT I STILL DO SO FUCK YOU LMAO. WE TALK ABOUT MAD SHIT, FROM COVID TO SHITTIN OUR PANTS, TO DRUG STORIES WE HIT IT ALL. BRAD GOT IAN ALL HOMESICK AND EMO CUZ HE WAS PLAYING THE ROSWELL LEVEL OF THPS WHEN IAN WALKED IN LMAO LIL SAD ASS ELLIOT LOVIN ASS ALIEN PUSSY. 440 WEEKS DEEP YALL KNOW WHAT THE FCUK IT IS.

BRAD SEAHAVEN - REVERIE LAGOON

IAN THE HANDSOME FAMILY - SINGING BONES

YOOOO WHATS GOOD MFS! WE BACK WITH A MF GUEST, AL FLICTION AKA ALIEN LOVER AKA XENOMORPH BRIDE AKA ALLISON MANNESS. THIS MF BERT IS ON A DIET NOW I GUESS LMAO THIS MF DEADASS CUTTIN DOWN FROM 5 HOTS A DAY TO 4.75 AND HE AINT TOO HAPPY BOUT IT LMAO. IANS RECORD HE GAVE BRAD HIT HEXA HARD CUZ HE MISSIN HIS BOO. IAN IS HOMESICK, WE GOTTA DRIVE THIS FOO ALL THE FUCKIN WAY OUT TO BAKER JUST SO HE CAN BE REMINDED OF HIS OLD LIFE IN ZEBULON. BERT N BRAD ON SUM ANIME SHIT GOT IAN FEELIN MAD ALIENTATED LMAOOOOO. BUT FOR REAL SWEET SOUL PLAYIN A GIG AT REV HQ IN THE OC JUNE 5TH COME VIBE WITH US AND TOBY MORSE LMAOOOO BUT FOR REAL HAZEN STREET SLAPS WE DONT GIVE A MOTHERFUCK WHAT YOU NERDS SAY.

IAN - ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE - WE ARE THE LEAGUE UNCUT

BRAD - NOW, NOW - THREADS

YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP PUSSIES. THE POD IS FUELED BY OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE TN SO ITS LIT ON BABY. BERT IS A FUCKIN PUSSY I CALLED THIS MF AT 5PM AND HE WAS TAKING A NAP ALL CRANKY AND SHIT LMAO BIG ASS BABY ASS MOTHERUFCKER. LMAO THIS FOO IN BARSTOW RIDING AAROUND ON HIS HOG WITH A PREDATOR MASK ON IANS BITCH ASS BETTER WATCH OUT OR USE HIS ALIEN POWERS TO HIDE LIKE A CHAMELEON OR HE FINNA GET CLAPPED LMAO. WE TALK THE BIG LA GIG, AND ALL THE CONTROVERSY. LIVE UR MF LIFE FOR U AND DO WHAT U GOTTA DO. PC PUNKS SUCK MY WRINKLY SWEATY DOO DOO CRUMB NUTSSSSSS. LMAO