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YOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WE BACK MFS. WE CATCH UP ON ALL THE DUMB HC SHIT WE MISSED WHILE IAN WAS GONE. RIP MADBALL LMAOOOOOOOOO JAKE WE STILL MOSHING TO DOWN BY LAW WHAT THE FUCK WE LOOK LIKE. BUT FORREAL WE GET ALL THE DEETZ ON IANS HONEYMOON TRIP TO MARS, THIS MF MUSTVE REALLY MISSED HIS FAM UP THERE CAUSE HE CAME BACK ALL REJUVINATED N SHIT LMAO. BERT SMELLS LIKE FRARTS AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING AS SHIT THIS MF LIKE A BABY ALL PISSY TIL U PUT ON SOME JAPANESE CARTOONS FOR HIS ASS LMAO. FUCK THE HATERZ, FUCK THE FAKES, FUCK THE SHIT TALKERS. LIFE SEEMS TO BE MOVING FORWARD, DO WHATS RIGHT FOR YOURSELF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WHAT STRANGERS DO, YOU LOOK FUCKING WEIRD WIT YO BUSYBODY ASS BOY. BUY SOME DOGECOIN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK DORKS DO. LMAO CATCH YALL LATE.

WAZZZZUP HERE IS A DOUBLE DOG WE RECORDED LAST WEEK CUZ IAN IS GONE ON HIS HONEYMOON RQ. BERT FUCKIN ON SOME BULLSHIT BRO. FOO IS MAD WE DIDNT GET DOINKS THEN GETS MAD THAT NO ONE WANTS TO GO GET DOINKS WITH HIM. LMAO YOU JUST CANT MAKE SOME PEOPLE HAPPY I GUESSS. AND THATS THE MF MOTTO OF THIS EPISODE. WE TALK FOOS LIVING THEIR LIFE LIKE A CORPORATE SHILL HR DEPARTMENT HEADASS AND ALL TYPES OF SHIT. BE WHAT YOU WANT, DO WHAT YOU WANT, WE DONT GIVE A FUCK JUST DONT BE BITIN MY ASS CAUSE U AFRAID TO DO THE SAME. LMAO CATCH YALL MFS NEXT WEEK.

YOO WAZZZZUP MFS WE BACK FROM THE MF DEPTHS OF SIN CITY. WE GOT THIS LIL ASS BUCK TWENNY ASS MF TAYLOR ON WITH US TONIGHT TO RECOUNT THE VEGAS DEBAUGHTERY. THIS FOO PRESSING ALL BRADS BUTTONS ACTIN LIKE HE WALKIN ON STILTS N SHIT LMAO. HELLA OUTTA POCKET BUT SOMEONE GOTTA DO IT. IAN FINALLY HAD HIS LONG AWAITED FAMILY REUNION IN BAKER CA LMAO SMALL ASS WORLD LOWKZ HIS FAM BEEN SO CLOSE BUT SO FAR AWAY. BERT BUGGIN PER USUAL ABOUT HIS HOORRIBLE FOOD EXPERIENCES FFOO EVEN LEFT BAD YELP REVIEWS HE HELLA PETTY.  BUT ON GOD LEGENDARY WEEKEND WITH ALL THE BOYZ, FOOD WAS CLAPPED, ASSHOLES WERE BARKIN, AND EVERYONE CAME BACK IN ONE PIECE WHAT MORE COULD YA ASK FOR.

YOOO WAZZUP LOWKZ WE KINDA LACKIN THIS EP BUT WHATEVER LMAO. WE HIT MF YELLOW BASKET AND ALL GOT FUCKED UP MEALS. YA KNOW BERT ALWAYS GOTTA GO HARD AF TO PROVE A POINT, SO HE GOT PASTRAMI FRIOES THINKIN HES ALL BADASSS. WELL HE GOT HIS FUCKIN CHEEKS CLAPPED AND ONLY FINISHED HALF LMAO FIRST TIME IN HISTORY HE ONLY ATE HALF OF SOME SHIT. WE TALK ABOUT CESAR AND IANS BDAY EXTRAVAGANZA. WE GEARIN UP FOR THE RAGER THATS GONNA GO DOWN IN VEGAS THIS WEEKEND. IANS HOMIEZ ARE PULLIN UP FROM MARS WITH THAT LOUD AZZ ALIEN GOOP SO SHIT FINNA BE INSANE. TUNE IN FOR ALL THE DEETZ NEXT WEEK.FUCK YALL

YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS UO DORKS WE GOT A STACKED MOFKIN TONIGHT. WE GOT COCKGOBLIN572 AKA BIRTHDAY BITCH AKA CESAR MARQUEZ BACK FOR ROUND TWO AND WE ALSO GOT A VERY SPECIAL GUEST DVAN AKA DADDY THICC DICK AKA THIRD LEG MOFKIN AKA DONOVAN ON THE POD. THE DREAM TEAM IS IN FULL BULLSHIT MODE. BUT FORREAL ON LOWKZ DREAM BLUNT ROTATION WOULD B PAULY D ANNE FRANK JUSTICE TRIPP N SKELETOR LMAO IM JUST TRYNA SEE ANNE HIT THAT LOUD ASS BOOFY PACK ONE TIME THEN SUPERMAN THAT JAWN. IAN IS ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE FULL FURY OF ZEBULON ON 7TH STREET IF THESE BITCH ASS FOOS DONT STOP PUSHIN THEY LUCK MFS FORGET HOW CLOSE ALIEN JERK HQ IS TO THE MF HD. BUT FORREAL WE ALL OVER THE PLACE ON THIS ONE,. BUT WE FINALLY GET TO A DECISION ON THIS AGE OLD QUESTION, WHOS THE BIGGER SIMP DONOVAN OR CESAR? , TUNE IN FOR THE RESULTS. BUT ON GOD IF ANY OF YALL WANT YO BACK BLOWN OUT SO BAD YOU NEED A BODY BRACE HOLLA AT YA BOY DVAN LMAO. 

YOOOO WHATS FUCKIN GOOD MFS THIS EPISODE IS LIT AND FUELED BY WINGSTOP SO YOU KNOW IT FINNA POP. BBERT IS BACK FROM HIS TOUR TO AZ HITTIN EVERY DINER AND DIVE ON ROUTE 10 LMAO. BRAD WATCHED BERTZ DOGS WHILE HE WAS AWAY AND THIS MF REALLY GOT A FAT ASS EMPTY BOTTLE OF TUMS NEXT TO HIS DUSTY ASS BATTLE STATION LMAO SMH COULDNT BE ME. BRAD HAS GF AND IS ALL IN LOVE N SHIT ITZ LOWKZ CUTE N SHIT. WE HAVE A SPECIAL DROP IN GUEST COCKGOBLIN72 AKA TINDER HIGHSCORE HOLDER AKA CESARIO MARQUEZ. IAN BOUTTA CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS FROM ZEBULON IF THESE MF 7TH STREET CRACKHEADS DONT CHILL TF OUT N STOP TESTIN HIM. THE LOUIEVILLE SLUGGER IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG HE BOUTTA TURN THIS JAWN TO WAR OF WORLDS ON MF BABY. ION KNOW VIBEZ IS HELLA ON CHECK IN TO VIBE WIT THE BIG DAWGZ

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BRAD - THE NEW YORK HOUNDS - GOD BLESS THE ROYAL HOUNDS

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YOOOOOO WHATS GOOD MFS. WE GOT A SPECIAL LIL GUEST TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, LIL MAN AKA HALF PINT AKA TAY SOUL AKA TAYLOR HUSTON. WE TALK ABOUT HIS NEWLY RECORDED SOLO RECORD THE REVOLUTION GOT SOLD. BERT IS FUCKIN DUMB AS FUCK, ALL THAT MCDONS GREASE CLOGGIN UP HIS SHIT MAKIN HIM HAVE HELLA SHORT TERM MEMORY. THE BIDEN COIN HAS ARRIVED SO IAN CAN STOP BITCHIN NOW HE HAS ENOUGH COIN TO VISIT HIS FAM ON PLANET ZEBULON. SPEAKIN OF IANS FAM, BRAD LINKED WITH IANS GRANDPARENTS AT THE JERKY SPOT OTW TO SIN CITY N THEY SPILT THE BEANS ON IANS TRUE ORIGIN. THIS FOO TAY GOT HIS FUCKIN DOGS OUT THE ENTIRE POD IN TRUE WHITE ASS FASHION. WE ON A ROLL ON THIS ONE BUT HAD TO CUT IT CAUSE IT WAS PAST LIL MANS BEDTIME N YOU KNOW THAT MF GOTTA DRINK HIS MILK N CLEEP B4 9PM LMAO JK WE LUV THAT LIL ASS MF. GET TATTED BY IAN N RECORD WITH BRAD IF U WANT TO BLOW YOUR STIMMY LIKE A TRUE BADASS. THEN WE FINNA SPEND YOUR STIMMY ON HOGS N GOLD CHAINS. FUCK YALL

READ IT AND WEEP PUSSYS BRAD FINALLY GOT BIA S/O BIG P THANKS BIG DOG OL IAN FLEW DOWN FROM PLANET ZEBULON TO TATT THE SEX TAT AS A TROPHY. BERT IS BACK FROM THE DONS DEATH. RONALD THE GRIM REAPER LET HIM COME BACK TO LIFE. NO RECORDS TODAY BUT WE JUST VIBIN YA FEEL. TAYLOR WAS GONNA COME BACCK BUT HE DIED. RIP LIL MAN !!!

WAZZUP MFS WE GOT MCDONS RUNNINN THRU OUR VEINS SO U KNOW THE VIBEZ BOUTTA BE ON. WE GOT MELISSA AKA MEL MEL AKA LUCERNE VALLEY GOAT IN THE ROOM. WE TELL HELLA LIL MAN AKA TAY SOUL STORIES AND ALL HIS 5 FOOT SHENANIGANS. JK TAY WE LUV U BUT U BE DOIN SUM DUMB SHIDD SUMTIMES. BERT VIBEZ MAD FUCKED UP WE THIS THIS MF DYIN ON US. HIS AWAKE APNEA MACHINE DEADASS GAVE OUT AND THE MCDONS TOOK THE WHEEL AND DROVE HIM STRAIGHT TO CLEEP TOWN. IAN VIBEZ FINALLY BACK UP HE WAZ MISSIN HIS BIG BRO ET BUT THEY LINKED NOW HE FEELIN REJUVINATED. LMAO CATCH YALL NEXT WEEK. RIP OUR INTERN SHE GOT FIRED SO HARD SHE MOVED TO THE NEXT CITY SMH WHAT CAN YA DO

YOOO WHUTS GOOD MFS. VIBEZ HELLA ON TN WE GOT AL FLICTION AKA ALAN AKA ALLEGATION AKA IANS GURL AKA ALLIGATOR IN THE ROOM.  WE GET HELLA NASTY FOR NO GOOD REASON SO SORRY CINDY IF U SEEIN THIS SHIDDD. BUT 4REAL IAN IS ANNOYING N NASTY HE NEEDA KICK THOSE BAD HABITS HE PICKED UP ON MARS B4 ALIGATOR SNED THIS FOO BACK TO ROSWELL. ALLIGATOR LOWKZ STUNTED ON ALL THE HOEZ AT THE VANS OUTLET N BURNED THA HOE DOWN. BRAD NEEDS SOME PURE LOVE N BIA SO IF U GOT THAT LOUDPACK BIA HIT HIS LINE N BE CROWNED QUEEN OF THE HD. IGNORE THIS MF BERT LOUD ASS OPENING REESES DURING THE POD THIS MF GOT NO CONTROL. BUT YEA YALL KNOW WHATS GOOD JUST BIZ AS UZE OVER HERE

BRAD CITIZEN - YOUTH

IAN SACRED REICH - THE AMERICAN WAY