B.A.L.D

WAZZUP YALL THIS ONES A ROLLERCOASTER. OUR FUCKIN STANK INTERN IS OFFICIALLY FIRED FOR MISSING TWO WEEKS IN A ROW SMFH. BRAD 4GOT THE ILOK KEY AT THE STU SO EVERYONE WAZ MAD CHEESED. WE TALK A LOT ABOUT BIG ASS CORN FED MOFKERS BEATING CHEEKS AT GIGS. ONCE BRAD AND IAN GET CHOPPERS ITS FUCKIN OVER FOR YOU DORKS. BERT ON SOME OTHER SHIT, THE MF FAME GETTIN TO HIS HEAD NOW HE TRYNA CUT WEIGHT. THIS MF GOT A FUCKIN SALAD FOR DINNER, WE HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHO THIUS MF IS ANYMORE BUT HE ALSO WASHED IT DOWN WITH TWO MONSTERS AND A BAG OF SABRATONES SO MAYBE HE AINT CHANGED THAT MUCH. IAN MAD PRESSED CUZ THE CIA DECLASSIFIED MAD INFO ABOUT HIS FAM SO HE FINNA DUST THIS MF AND PEACE CUZ YALL DONT WANNA MIND YA OWN. IF U BRING US CHICK FIL A AND DUTCH YOU CAN BE OUUR INTERN WE ARE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS ONLY RULE IS U CANT SMELL OR BE ON SOME DORK SHITE

BRAD BLIND JUSTICE - UNDERTOW

IAN X - LOS ANGELES

YOOOOOOOO WHAT CRACKIN. WE ON OUR USUAL BULLSHIT. WE OFF THE MCDONS SPICY NUGGZ TN AND THEM SHIT HITTIN HARD AS A MOFK. BRADS RESIDUAL COIN HIT AND WE GOT DUMMY UPGRADES TO DA STU AND POD GEAR. BALD OFFICALLY IN HD LIVE FROM DA HD. BERT ATE TWO FAMILIES WORTH OF MCDONS SMH EVEN THE DRIVE THRU LADY WAS MAD PEEVED AS HIS BS. LOWKZ THIS MFS MIC BE SMELLIN LIKE A MF BIG MAC IF U GOT ANY TIPS LET US KNOW CUZ ITHE SMELL BOOKZ GREASY. OUR INTERN BAILED SO SHE OFFICIALLY ON THE MF SHIT LIST N BETTER B COMIN WIT SOME DUTCH NEXT WEEK 2 MAKE UP FOR HER SHENANIGANS. LOCAL BAND LOGOS GETTIN TATTED MAKIN IAN WANNA GIVE IT ALL UP N RETURN TO DA HOMELAND AKA MARS AKA OUTER MOFKIN AKA ROSWELL. N E WAYS SHOUT OUT THA BOY AUSTIN N THE HOMIES LAUGH NOW DIE LATER POD WE OUT THIS JAWN

BRAD - WAXAHATCHEE AMERICAN WEEKEND

IAN - ANTHRAX AMONG THE LIVING

WAZZUP YALL WE ON SUM BULLSHIT PER USUAL. BRAD ALWAYS ON THE VERGE OF SHITTIN HIMSELF THIS SHIT GETTIN OUTTA HAND, THIS FOOL HAS IBS AND A STANKY LEG GOD HELP HIM PLZ. WERE ALL DEPRESSED LOWKS BUT WE KEEP THE VIBESHIN FORWARD CUZ THAT ALL YA CAN DO. THE HD IS A FUCKIN EMBARRASING SHITHOLE IAN SO OVER IT HE BOUTTA TURN THIS HOE TO WAR OF THE WORLDS LMAO. BERT IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A CLEEP MACHINE FOR HIS AWAKE APNEA SO PLZ EXCUSE THE HEAVY BREATHING. OUR INTERN NAT DAWG IS HELLA SLACKIN SHE ALWAYS FUCKIN TALKIN TIL U PUT A MIC IN FRONT OF THAT JAWN THEN SHE BE CLEEP. THIS POD WAS BROUGH TO U BY MONSTER ENERGY, TACO BELL NACHO FRIES, AND TAKIS.

BRAD - TAKING BACK SUNDAY TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS

IAN - SWINGIN UTTERS JUVENILE PRODUCT OF THE WORKING CLASS

YOOOO WE STILL HERE VIBIN HEXA. WE START LOW BUT REACH NEVER BEFORE SEEN PEAKS BY THE END. BUT THAT JUST LIFE YA FEEL ME. BRAD HEXA AMPED UP AN TWEAKIN CUZ GOD FINNA BLESS HIM IN THE NEAR FUTURE, GOD BEEN TAKETH HELLA FOR 19 BUT HE FINNA GIVETH FINALLY AND THATS ON BABY. WE TALK BOUT OL B DAWG HOLDIN OUT WITH THAT STIMMY IAN MAD CHESSED CUZ HE TRYNA GET DOUGH TO BAIL HIS HOMIES OUTTA ROSWELL LMAO. IAN TELLS STORIES FROM REHAB ABOUT OL CRUSTY DUSTHEADS. ON GOD WE JUST WANNA MOSH TO HATEBREED FUCK ALL OTHER MUSIC. BERT GOT A HAIRCUT BUT HE STILL ON HIS WING SLURPIN BULLSHIT LMAO BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW LMAO CATCH YALL ON THE FLIP

BRAD - NOTHING GUILTY OF EVERYTHING

IAN - PROPAGHANDI LESS TALK MORE ROCK

YOOOOOO WE BACK N VIBEZ IS HELLA. WE GOT A LOWKZ GUEST LAST MINUTE NAT DAWG AKA BOOT BOY AKA POW MIA AZZ MF LOL JUST JAKIN. BUT 4REAL WE BEEN GETTIN BUNK ASS FUCKIN DR PERKY FROM HELLA PLACES THAT SHIT GOT IAAN HOT AF BOUTTA CALL IN REINFORCEMENTS N TURN THIS HOE INTO INDEPENDANCE DAY. WE TALK BOUT NEW SWEET SOUL SHIT N BERT NAVIGATING US THROUGH THE HD BLIZZARD LMAO. WE UPGRADED MICS SO APOLOGIZIES IF U CAN HEAR BERT FUCKIN BREATHIN N LICKIN THE LEFT OVER WING JUICES OFF HIS MITTS WHILE WE RECORDING BUT YA VIBEZ ON POINT LISTEN W HEAPHONES FOR A SPECAIL TREAT.

RECORDS

IAN- THE VANDALS - LIVE FAST DIAHHREA

BRAD- DAYWAVE DAYS WE HAD

WE BACK TO OUR SCHEDULED PROGRAM. FREE FROM COVID BUT WEIGHED DOWN BY BERTS BIG ASS. THIS WAS A PHAT ONE. WE GOT PULLED OVER BECUZ WE WANTED TO TEAR THE WINGS UP WE GOT LOL ACAB :) WE TALK ABOUT DUMBASSES AT THE CAPITOL, SWEET SOUL LP, JOE BIDEN'S W AND MUCH MORE. THIS WEEK HAD A COMMON THEME FOR THE RECORDS BUT ITS DL YA FEEL

IAN :

Yellow Stitches - Good Times Violent Crimes

BRAD : 

The Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard In My Backyard

YO WHATS CRACKIN TAMMY HAD COVID SO WE AT HOME CHILLIN NO BERT BECAUSE HOMETOWN BUFFET OPENED UP AGAIN AS EXPECTED IAN AND BRAD GOT MAD WEIRD BECAUSE ITS THE FIRST TIME WE DID IT THIS WAY AND LOWKS SUCKED BUT WE WANTED TO GET AN EPISODE TO YALL.

IAN : 

Elliot Smith - Either/Or

BRAD : 

TWRP - Ladyworld

WHADDUP MOFKERZ ITS OFFICIALLY 2021. WE VIBIN AS USUAL N THE HATERZ HATE 2 C IT. RIP MF DOOM, BUT THE REAL LOSS OF THIS YEAR WAZ THE HAMBURGLAR. BERT HELLA TORE UP BOUT THIS ONE ION THINK HE GONNA BE THE SAME LOLZ. WE BE HELLA JAKIN SO DONT US TOO SERIOUSLY N IF YOU DONT LIKE ALREADY YALL SHOULD HIT THE ROAD. WE TALK EARTH CRISIS DESTROY THE MACHINE N FACE TO FACE DONT TURN AWAY. BUT ON BABY VIBEZ WAS ON CUZ WE ATE HOT N READYZ WIT THE MOZARRELLA SAUCE IFYKY. IF BERT AINT FAT THEN IAN ISNT AN ALIEN....BERT STANS BE BANISHED YALL DONT HAVE 2 DEAL WITH HIS LOUD ASS VACUUM CLEANER BREATH AND DISSIN THE DRIVE THRU EMPLOYEES FOR FORGETTIN HIS FAMILY PACK MEAL SMH.

YOOOOO WHATS GOOD. PHAT ASS LONG ASS END OF THE YEAR EPISODE. BERT AND SEEZAR JOIN TO TALK ABOUT HOW BUNK SOME OF THE SHIT THIS YEAR WAS. WE TALK THE GOOD BAD N N BETWEEN. ON BABY THROW BRAD SOME BIA B4 2020 OR AFTER N YOULL BE REMEMBERED BY THE GANG 4EVR. ALSO SORRY TO INFORM U BUT THIS IS GONNA BE OUR FINAL EPISODE....JAAAAAAAAAAKE. BUT 4REAL HOPIN GOD GONNA GIVETH AND NOT TAKETH IN 2021. B SAFE YALL N IF U C IANS SPACESHIP GLEAMIN IN THE SKY ON NYE WAVE AT THAT MF OR REPORT HIS ASS 2 ROSWELL HIS FATE IS IN UR HANDS...BUT B4U ACT THINK WHAT WILL U GAIN FROM IT.

WUDD UP ITS THE BHRISMAS EPISODE... WELL KINDA BUT WE TALK BOUT MAD SHIT. GROWIN UP IN THE DESERT IS KINDA ROUGH BUT SHIDD B POPPIN OFF. AREA 51 ALMOST  HAD 2 PULL THE PLUG ON IANS SECRET MISSION WHEN HE CLAPPED BACK ON THE HOEZ THAT BULLIED HIM. NOT A LOTT SHIT CAME OUT THIS YEAR BUT WE TALKED BOUT SOME SHIT THAT WE LIKED. BERT IS PHAT PHAT IN THE EPISODE WE HAD TO CUT OUT THE NOISE OF FRIES GETTING ATE LIKE THIS MF A VACCUM CLEANER SUCKIN UP SHID LMAO. WE JAM SOME HELLA LOCAL DESERT SHIDD AND IT WAS BIG FLAME.....JAAAAAAAAKE. HOPE YA'LL HAVE A GOOD BHRISMAS AND BIG S/O RIP 2 GMA KAREN. ALSO RIP 2 RICH FROM KILLING TIME N BREAKDOWN