Safe on terra firma, Joe and Sheila F are ready to “turn the ‘beet’ around.” While waxing poetic, the two put the “sass” into “sarsaparilla”! During rhyme time, Sheila F loses her cool and demands “law and order.” Joe offers some much needed clarification on “NeverEnding” continuity errors. Laughter soon ensues during a good ol’ fashion game of “slap a ‘nads.” Stay tuned!

Due to the prolonged precipitation, the dynamic duo succumbed to a hearty “Gonapikiwiki!” After some solid shuteye, the buddies excavate themselves from a real “Stevie Nicks Sitch!” Revived in the nick of time, the duo continues to survive. Don’t be late to hear them, “Set the record straight!”

Sheila F. Proposes a plan to profit from pickling. For all “intensive porpoises,” the duo concur that youth hostels COULD draw wild horses away. Scatman Crothers present the two with a surprising swan Song request. Can the two “yewts” honor his wishes and still keep the band alive?

The dynamic duo had to dine and dash! Despite their desire to debate the demise of Duritz, Joe Stoner and Sheila F become distracted by card counting and “Counting” Crows. Refusing to be penny rich pound poor, they ditch the penny slots and manage to dodge the “ruffness” of the pit boss. Thank goodness that Sheila F’s band bus allows them to set sail for success!

Sheila F, Joe Stoner, and… a new band member? Chlorofunked, the promising green-thumbed guest gives colorfully “chloro-phylled” contributions to the duo’s discussion: Sheila and Shaq’s separation and Joe Stoner tough tiff with tariffs.