When his sordid Google search history pops up, Joe Stoner unveils what it means to “chum the internet waters.” After clearing his cookies, the duo welcomes back Cotter, implores the force of Igor, and checks in with their number one fan! We love you Steve, but get it together!

After “entertaining” some pressing fan mail inquiries, Sheila F and Joe Stoner realize that they are in HIGH demand! They have the “class,” “sass,” and now it’s time to please  an audience of a formidable “mass!” Having cashed in her Papa Gino’s General Motor points, Sheila F surprises her buddy by revealing that they have the “vehicle” to go forth and prosper! DOLLA DOLLA BILLS!

Sheila F loses her memory when she accidentally throws her phone in the wash. Joe Stoner exposes the underbelly of the Supreme Court Case: Carrot Top vs. the State of Damon Wayans. The two quibble over the history of Archduke Franz Ferdinand’s demise. Tune in for the data, datum, and general delirium!

GOOD NEWS: Sheila F is back from her 69 day coma. Joe Stoner learned to tickle the ivories something fierce!

BAD NEWS: Sheila F learns that the conservative agenda was not just a nightmare. Due to severe social isolation, Joe cultivated some very unflattering facial hair.

BEST NEWS: The duo finally came up with a HOT band name! It is a great day!!!

Due to an unfortunate time-related mishap, Joe has to write up the meeting notes for this episode without any help from Sheila F. He did a fine job. See, Sheila? Type type type, look at me go. Anyway, that’s the news. And, send.