When platonic friends need money, the easiest way to get what everyone wants is to make pornography.

This episode we learn about sex and how people get so weird about their bits and bobs and why that matters.

We're talking short stories with bite that kill little kids in this episode that will make you believe mimes can be vampires.

This book is just utter nonsense, so I make a bunch of stuff up.

A whole country hated this movie that Hard Rock Cafe strangely supported, a movie about spies fighting for drug use.

A kid loves this tree and the tree loves the kid back. Then the kid grows up, and the tree gets hacked to pieces.

A small duck named Elmer does not fit in until a killing spree shows how special he really is.

A rabbit says goodnight and outlasts the librarian who hated it.

We learn colors and animals and that Texas looks before they leap unless by reading this book you are an activated sleeper agent.

Bad Kitty runs for neighborhood president and learns a lot along the way including some ways to not say swear words.