This book is just utter nonsense, so I make a bunch of stuff up.

A whole country hated this movie that Hard Rock Cafe strangely supported, a movie about spies fighting for drug use.

A kid loves this tree and the tree loves the kid back. Then the kid grows up, and the tree gets hacked to pieces.

A small duck named Elmer does not fit in until a killing spree shows how special he really is.

A rabbit says goodnight and outlasts the librarian who hated it.

We learn colors and animals and that Texas looks before they leap unless by reading this book you are an activated sleeper agent.

Bad Kitty runs for neighborhood president and learns a lot along the way including some ways to not say swear words.

A story of a brutal monarch who kills a dragon, but is also a very sweet LGBT+ love story.

A small cat decides he is a Mexican superhero and kills a bumblebee.

Marlon Bundo, the BOTUS, lives a lonely life until he meets Wesley. Can their love remain when the stink bug decides same sex marriage is still allowed?