"If you're gonna be sick all the time, you might as well be drunk." Aaaaaand this was the episode we discovered what to put on Amie's tombstone. But a cold won't slow down this dynamic duo, as Amie and Tami tackle the terrifying world of haunted water! (lol 4ever) Learn about the weirdly racist theories behind the haunting of the Bermuda Triangle, and the weirdly racist story of a Native American princess whose love for a probably insurance salesman lead her to curse a lake on Long Island. Or maybe it's just some really bad life-guarding, idk. Break out the breakfast vodka and count your Loch Ness monsters ("There's only one!!"), it's time to get dranking with Banshees and Booze!

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Engineer: Jake Robinson

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Netflix and chill? More like Hulu and pee ourselves! This week Amie and Tami watch episodes of their favorite paranormal investigation shows and remember why they're too chicken to watch them in the first place! Hear about Ghost Hunter Brian's whiney trips up the 219 steps of a haunted lighthouse, and empathize with Ghost Adventurer's cameraman Billy who wants to put a pillow over Zak's face. Also Tami just found out while typing this that Zak spells his name "Zak" and she is DONE with him all over again and that's coming from a "Tami", ok? And lastly, please help Tami and Amie fight about Margarita salt rims.

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Engineer: Trevor Reece

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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There's a wolf in the office, and shit is weird, y'all. All that's to be expected as Amie and Tami take on a paranormal topic that's a little outside their normal haunted (wheel)house: ALIENS! But what does feel familiar is the title of Amie's memoir: Good Times; Bad Drinks. You might as well shoot it, because the Mars-garita isn't fit for human consumption. Learn about some ancient aliens and a more modern Arizona conspiracy, and marvel as Tami has a sudden flashback to the time she saw a UFO. Carlos... call me!

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Engineer: Trevor Reece

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Working in an office can be.... MURDER! Amie and Tami scare the synergy out of each other recounting tales of haunted office buildings. Oh, this Water Ghouler Gimlet? It's just water, boss, we swear! Find out if this show survives the up fronts, or if the laugh track is doomed to be stuck in Big Bang Theory mode forever....

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Engineer: Trevor Reece

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Like the Disney Princesses they are, this week Amie and Tami are all about that castle life! Grab your emergency granola bar and pour a children's beer for some creepy-ass stories from castles Scotland and Germany. Plus hear an Up Ghost and Personal from Amie's own collection. It'll put hair on your chest, EdinBRA!

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Engineer: Trevor Reece

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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It's Dads' Day, and that means BOOOOOrbon! Sip on an apple cider-based mixed drink while Amie and Tami meticulously avoid the common association with the term "Ghost Dad..." (Yikes.) Hear from people who were haunted by their own fathers, and learn about THE FATHER OF THE NATION (trademark), Honest Abe Lincoln. Break out a fresh bottle of bitters and shake away those daddy issues with us!

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Engineer: Trevor Reece

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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I will TURN this podcast AROUND if you kids don't cut it out! Amie and Tami scare a few years off each others' lives with tales of haunted toys! Learn about the spooktacular haunted Toys R Us that can't convince a dude named O'Brien, and the famous Annabel from the Warrens' case files. Sip on some grown up soda and leave your inhibitions at the door as we learn about some kinky doll Tinder dates and an Up Ghost and Personal from Tami! Put it down, Billy; that's MOMMY'S Coke!

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Engineer: Jake Robinson

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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SPICE UP YOUR LIFE! This week Amie and Tami are admitted for a case of Royal Wedding Fever into a couple of haunted hospitals! Kick back and sip on a Malpractice Mule and learn about Loma Linda Hospital (where Amie filmed a movie!) and Kuhn (Korn?) Hospital. Also get some homeopathic remedies for a case of Cold Crotch. STAT! (That's doctor for supes fast). Cheerio, guv'nah!

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Engineer: Samee Junio

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Why are cats sexy? That's just one of the burning questions tackled on A Very Special Episode of Banshees and Booze. Why so special? Because it's engineer Veronica's last day! Cue the sad drinking (as opposed to the happy drinking or bored drinking or Sunday drinki- you get it!). Amie and Tami talk matriculation with some college ghosts who have an BA in Boo, while sipping on a spiked Slurpee we're calling the "Just Like In Middle School". Take a listen and find out why Tami BLEEDS BURNT ORANGE and Amie IS LESS INTERESTED IN SPORTS!!!!

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Engineer: Veronica Gruba <3

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Hook 'Em! \m/

5, 6, 7, 8! There are more musical theatre references than you can shake a glass of sangria at in this episode on haunted theatres! It's a classic East Coast vs. West Coast showdown as Amie and Tami dive into the haunted histories of The Palace Theatre in NYC and the Pantages Theatre in LA. And don't miss the hot of the presses Up Ghost and Personal story from frequent haunter and hilarious human, Laleh! It's what we did for loooooooove....