We're coming for you, Gelson's! This week Amie tries to poison Tami (who willingly submits because, hey; vodka's vodka), and the gals revisit one of their favorite subjects: haunted pets! Or, rather, they tried to, but The Haunted on Animal Planet forgot they were on Animal Planet this time. Hear the harrowing tales of two women haunted by spirits and their doubting-ass husbands who try to mansplain the paranormal away. We're searchin' for our lost shaker of Van Nuys Himalayan Sea Salt in this episode... thank goodness nobody got hurt.

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Look at us cultured bitches! This week Amie and Tami CAREFULLY talk their way through a discussion of haunted brothels! Tami revisits a classic Ghost Hunters episode where the boys find their hard rubber balls at the Birdcage Theater in Tombstone, Arizona. Then we slide our beers over to Butte (BUTT!), Montana at the Dumas (DUMB ASS!) Brothel where there were so many fucks happening at once, they had to get the Fridgedaire involved. Figure out some French Canadian sex tricks and shut the fuck up, Martha!

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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-We're so sorry Cider

-My presence is the present

-Thankful for Brandy

-What's in your wallet

-Deep political dive!

-90s children problems

-DNA conspiracy

-"Quickly Mauled"

-"My Last Melt"

Happy Thanksgiving, American listeners! Or... is it happy? Where did we land on this oppressive stuff? Idk,anywho, Amie and Tami are checkin' their white privilege at the podcast booth door and diving deep into ancient Native American burial grounds! Get reverse-psychologied by Amie's treasure trove of first-hand stories from fly-over states, and hear the bizarrely well-written tale of the Apache Death caves from a road-tripping website (thanks, Greg!). Find out why Tami's donezo with working overtime, and discover why we're all thankful for brandy (hint: it's because it's brandy). Gobble gobble, turkeys; it's ghosty time!

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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We're baaaaaaaack! (For us; not you!) Join Amie and Tami as they take a trip down the poo-covered streets of Old Hollywood. Sip along with the accidentally not-terrible drink, the Tamibocker (guess who made this one!). Hear about the once-glorious hotel that's now a retirement home full of the oldest people your hosts are DYING to chat up. And speculate what really happened in the house of the original Blonde Bombshell, Jean Harlow. Hope you like rambling about Marilyn Monroe, cuz we veer hella off topic this week. Cheers to improvised drinks and 24 hour liquor stores!

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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It's a damn game of mousetrap! Check in with Amie and Tami as they brush off their atrociously offensive deep south accents while sipping a vodka sweet tea that speaks to Amie's past. Hear about a jail (gel?) haunted by some fucked up Sweeney Todd wannabes, and a couple of beaches where the scariest thing isn't cellulite (BOOM). Sip your drank and prepare to maraud as we explore haunted Charleston!

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! It is Chill City on the podcast this week as Amie and Tami scare the poop (poop poop poop, so much poop talk) out of each other with campfire stories! Add a little zest to your hot chocolate and settle in for some creepy tales of bizarre neighbors and unsettling twins. Our offsite bartender Ros tells of a recent haunting in Big Bear, and Amie hears a phantom guitar... did you hear it? Show us your slutty subscriber costume and enjoy!

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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This episode is 98% Certified Fresh! Amie and Tami grab some concessions and pick aisle seats (Amie's tiny bladder; duh) to talk about two haunted movie theaters! First hear about the Egyptian Theater in Park City, Utah that is hoping third time's a charm for staying not-destroyed, and Amie tells us about a ghost at the Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas who gets cranky when he doesn't have a Snickers. But most importantly: DID YOU SEE A STAR IS BORN???

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Spoiler alert: Tami fucking cries again. This week we take a sideways step from the usual ghost stories and dive into the fascinating/terrifying/hilarious world of Near Death Experiences. Amie tells the story of Messiah, who faced the devil and came back for his daughter. Tami fell down the rabbithole that is the International Association of Near Death Studies, and still isn't sure how much to believe. Luckily we have a bunch of funny stories to lighten the mood at the end; who doesn't love a good zombie story? And the girls make another afterlife plan to meet at Boardners... of course.

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Sometimes you wanna ghost WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR GRAVE.... (bum, bum bum!). Sometimes you just want to slip into a topic that feels familiar, and that's why we went back to the haunts that keep on possessing us: Bars! Hear about The Red Lion in Chicago that Tami thiiiiiiiiinks she went to once (who can tell; that period of her life is a blur), and hear a first-hand account of a kind spirit encounter from a long-time bartender at Earnestine and Hazel’s in Memphis. Plus a fun and extremely altered Up Ghost and Personal from Tami's very own brother, Andy Hillberry! It's one for the ages: call us, Ted Danson!

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Did you know that if you say the name of this podcast three times in a mirror, Amie and Tami show up in your house and drink all your cheapest vodka? It's true! This week we tackle the ever elusive topic urban legends. Tami gets 'splainy about the historical origins of Bloody Mary, and Amie will never use her rearview mirror again after learning about all the spirits lurking on Riverdale Road in Thornton, Colorado. Have you ever gotten a pink slip? We might after these strong-ass drinks. Give a listen, and don't forget to write to us about YOUR spooky (and totally true, we're sure!) urban legend encounters!

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Engineer: Nathan G.

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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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