Ok, but, like, Flounder is NOT a dad. Pour some aspirational canned red wine and put down your first and last month's rent as we dive into HAUNTED APARTMENTS! Amie scares the pee out of Tami talking about the real life haunted apartment where Tuesday the cat spent a few possessed months! And Tami keeps the party going by sharing the story of a crazy cat lady who died with her front room looking fetch. And if you want to go to hell, go to Vancouver!

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Spoiler Alert: We didn't get abducted. But Tami DID manage to lure Amie into a screening of La Llorona! Listen to the gals give their buzzy opinions about the new film in theaters now! Thanks to an earlier episode, we know all the hekkin things about the real folktale of the tragic Lady in White of Mexico. We're, like, culturally woke AF. There were ups and downs and we complain a bit. Also Tami mis-IDs a woman HARD and feels really bad still. And as Johnny Carson famously used to say: Fuckin' Burbank.

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Happy various Spring holidays, B&B family! This week Amie and Tami explore HAUNTED PLACES OF WORSHIP! There's a cup of the Sangre-ia of Christ with your name on it, although it's BYOBOC (Bring Your OWN Body Of Christ). Tami gets drunk on Jinn facts while exploring the haunted mosque of Jamali Kamali in India, and Amie can't find where all the bodies are buried at St. Paul's Episcopal Church in Key West, Florida. And we wrap up our service with one of the most unique Up Ghost And Personal segments to day. And also with you! (That's all Tami remembers from church...)

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Is it even Kokamo if it isn't by the Muppets? We've got the travel bug on this week's episode featuring: HAUNTED ISLANDS! Pour a dash of schnapps, rum and OJ for a Bermuda triangle as Amie talks about the real Bermuda, that may have been haunted or just: pigs? Hear about he ghostly inhabitants of the manor built by John Cox, and Tami didn't laugh at his name even ONCE. And for a less tropical vibe, visit Poveglia Island in Venice, Italy; a paradise free of taxes but full of burnt-ass plague bodies. Tami survives nearly 25 minutes of fucking ZAK in an episode of Ghost Adventures. And a special Up Ghost and Personal from Amie about her own island haunted encounter. Spoiler alert: shit's FREAKY. Zillow your family home and enjoy this episode!

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No rules, just right! Follow your spoiled cats to the land down under (or up above, if you're not Northern Hemisphere-ist), as Amie and Tami bust out their variably successful accent for HAUNTED AUSTRALIA! Lift some weights so you're ready to lift the heft that is a Foster's and hear about a museum that started life as a (you guessed it: mental hospital!), and the drool-inducing Monte Cristo Homestead. There's crazy sisters, baby tossing, and a heavy dose of wishing we were eating. It's our Christmas in July gift to you (in April...).

There's more fun in this episode than you can toss a freeze-dried chive at! Join us on our first OFFICIAL romp into the work of haunted restaurants! Order a glass of the Haunted House wine and hear about the Catfish Plantation in Waxahachie, Texas. This place keeps its cards close to the chest and it's hair close to the head. And then write off your travel expenses to Charleston, where Poogan's Porch is haunted by the Urban Outfitters ghosts of our DREAMS. All of this kicks off with the most beautiful piece of poetry we've ever read. THANKS, DAD!

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How can you ruin flippin butterflies? This week Amie and Tami talk about poltergeists, but not Poltergeist, and the thing from The Conjuring, but not The Conjuring... PHEW! I need a drink. Sip on some Faketo-Ecto-Cooler (with rum!) and listen to a two part tale of the Poltergeist of Thornton Heath, and the story of the Enfield Poltergeist that inspired a movie despite the many HATERZ (skeptics). Also brush of your German for a Haunt or Hoax you won't have any fremdschämen listening to this episode!

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What is this; a podcast about owls? Whooooooo can even tell this week as Amie and Tami can't even figure out what their damn topic is! The gals watch an episode of Paranormal State (or Witness? Or State?) and drink some rather nice toilet wine inspired by the show's host and his recent felony conviction for "money shit". Tami falls for a sassy psychic named Chip Coffee, and Amie will never vacuum again after her viewing. And the BOTH GOT LORRAINE WARREN!!!! It was a Fyre Festival of emotions on this week's Banshees and Booze!

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Happy Saint Patty's... Paddy's? HAPPY SANIT PATRICK'S DAY, jeez. Crack open a Guinness and come with us as we explore the haunted castles and only non-castle haunting in all of Ireland! Don't be mad, but we're setting reminders all over the place as Amie discusses the haunted pub that was built LIT'rally attached to a graveyard, and Tami shouts out the many lady ghosts of Limerick County. We the snakes even a problem? Find out in this spirited spirit discussion with babbling breath and almost no burps!

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Get your brain to wrap your mind around this: we have another YEAR of presidential campaigning ahead of us in the US. That's enough to drive ANYONE to the PBRs, not that Amie and Tami need the excuse! This week the topic is politics, and the subject is ghosts, and honestly? In both cases no one can ever tell if you're not wearing undies. We get pretty on the outside and trashy on the inside when we discuss the haunted AF Minneapolis City Hall, and the personally possessed home of a small town politician who may have just been hitting his kids maybe? Idk. But I DO k that Dances With Wolves is a fine movie to paint a wall to. Stick around for the Up Ghost and Personal that has both of us HOLLERIN. It's party time, mother fuckers/thirsty bitches!

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