We have entered the Brow Era! This week Amie and Tami powder and pencil their way to fabulous and get back to what they do best: Haunted Hollywood! Two hotels that are former sites of The Academy Awards are our haunt de jour. Hear a review of the haunted Millennium Biltmore hotel that is terrifying in both content AND grammar, and take a deep dive into the two apparitions said to haunt Grauman's Chinese Theater. It's just the tip of the nip in this nonstop hauntfest: pour yourself some pre-made lemon drops and scream along!

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Happy Burpday, Amie! It's champagne dreams on a prosecco budget as we discuss a subject that sounds like a straight-up SAT word: psychopomps! Wtf, you ask? Well listen to the damn podcast; it's the least you can do for Amie's birthday. Amie digs into birds who guide the dead into the afterlife, and Tami gets gothbaby AF and talks both about her sort of near-death experience (kinda sorta) and delves into the history of the Grim Reaper.

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Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Am I pretty? This Valentine's Day episode is for all you scorned ghost-lovers out there. Amie and Tami talk about the most romantic (and mostly terrible) movie of all time (hint: you wanna go to a real party?) while sipping on a sneakily strong Terrifying Tequila Sunrise. Tami takes us to a lady in white who gets twat blocked by a founding father, and Amie surprises even herself with some spot-on Japanese ghost pronounciation. Grab some froyo in a hurricane, and don't forget protection, cause this episode wants to get you phantom pregnant (wait...).

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Let's get ready to TREMBLE!!!! It's time for the ultimate spectral smackdown, brought to you by the hosts just scared enough to do it. This episode Amie and Tami duke it out, debate style; or Tami tries to fight and Amie mostly goes limp. Still! Amie tries to prove definitively that ghosts ARE REAL, while Tami takes the opposing side (which she supes doesn't believe) arguing that ghosts are FAKE NEWS. A friggin' ghost drops by on the mics to scare the poop out of everyone, and a cat attack leaves us all one life short. Grab your pet elephant, pour some red vs. white wine and decide for yourself!

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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That's it: we're getting our tubes tied. Pour yourself a travel mug full of Mommy Juice (aka TCM-themed wine) and get ready to distrust every child you've ever met! This week Amie and Tami scare the ham out of each other by reading a listicle of the scariest things ever caught by baby monitors! Hear about a phantom bear, see a stringy-haired demon woman LURKING, and go over to the instagram to see a video of a baby being straight up possessed by a flippin evil spirit! Oh god, get mommy her sippy, baby; this playdate just got REAL.

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Nevertheless, she persisted... after a drink. This week Amie and Tami pay homage to some of the strong-ass lady ghosts that paved the way for the 3rd wave millennial ghosts of today. Sip on an old favorite drink in new-fangled glasses, and hear about the Bell Witch who HATED Betsy, and Theodosia Burr, who straight up went missing and took her favorite selfie to the grave! And if that's not enough for you, hear a story about a famous politician seeing ghosts, and get an update on an Up Ghost And Personal from one of out favorite listeners! Remember: the ghosties united will never be divided!

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Fifty and Nifty and Thifty and.... a little Drunky? We are over the hill and rapidly turning into the Turner Classic Movie blue hairs we were always meant to be! Now BE QUIET, because this week we are exploring haunted libraries. Amie takes us to Peoria, Illinois to learn about a lady who was deathbed-cursing all the wrong things, and Tami talks about the Houston Public Library's actually fairly charming ghost resident. We plan for the big one (aka Spring Cleaning) and raise a glass to the next fifty!

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Cautiously Optimistic New Year, dear listeners! Amie and Tami are back from their exotic holiday travels and here to parle ALL the francais! Grab yourself a French 75 (there's LOTS of gin) and snuggle under your blankies as we explore haunted Paris(-ish)! Find out what a cemetery with a publicity problem does to get it's groove back, and hear about a seance in a castle where you practically have to sign a non-disclosure! We're so glad to be back, and we hope you are, too! Allons-y!

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Gorge yourself on holiday Tofurkey, and holler about your poops: It's the Banshees and Booze Holiday Special! We take the show on the road and do some live investigation in not one but TWO Boardner's bathrooms. Did we catch any EVPs? You'll have to listen to find out! Happy Whatever The Fuck You Celebrate, and we'll see you in 2019. Thank you to our amazing listeners, and have a drink or three for us :) CHEERS!

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

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Happy Haunted Holidays! It's Our first homegrown episode as we break in the new podcasting equipment with some spooky (and frankly nasty) stories of haunted serial killers! Amie pops her egg nog cherry (mmm... cherry egg nog sounds pretty good) as the gals get comfy chatting about Ted Bundy and Herb Baumeister. Spoier alert: these bros sucked! Get yourself a traveling pants podcast and a case of nerceslepsies... narcophilia... neurotypical... fuck it. Jut drink and listnen, gotdamn.

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Theme Music:

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Artwork: Laura de Mooij

www.instagram.com/disneybabydoll/