Banter for All

Enter Sand Men… for a good night banter! In this sleepy show, the Mike makes the case for sleeping on the floor erry night, Rustin get flabberghasted at black and white dreams and Justin wants to know if you'd rather have insomnia or night terrors. Mike desperately wants struck by lightning, Justin throws around snoozing ex-girlfriends and Rustin gets jealous of birds.

There's a fire sale at Banter Mart! In this show, the boys take a crack at pricing objects from Fred Meyer, burn their loins on shopping, and decide why people love the pastime so much. Justin hates Safeway, Rustin spots Donald Trump in the theatre, and Mike's about to throw down with a lady in the checkout line.

There's no need to fear, the Banter Boys are here! In this phobic edition, the fellas tackle some trembling trivia, start a bidding war for gross food, and rank phobias on the EW! factor. Rustin spends $170 on edible larva, Justin can't muster up the courage to ask a girl out, and Mike reveals his true love: bird feeders.

We're here to save the world! The Banter boys riff on Superheroes, as Mike leads us in a supernatural edition of Marriage, Friend Zone or Restraining Order, Rustin rants about obscure heroes and Justin wants to know if you'd rather wear a full-length cape or a mask at ALL TIMES. Justin wants to be Underdog, Mike likes Gin but hates the Gin Genie, and Rustin watches WAAAAAY too much Netflix. 

You'll heart this episode! The love-struck lads lament about the OV (Original Valentine), draft their least favorite holidays, chomp on some black noodles and choose between being a cowherder or a weaving maid. Mike and Rustin have a heated exchange over Columbus you won't wanna miss, while Justin says goodbye to sugar forever. 

Hair ye, hair ye! It's a follicle-filled festival as the guys rank the "Ew!" factor of hair, choose between uncontrollable ear or nose hair, and get excited for the glorious return of Burning Loins (Mike madder than ever!). Justin loves wet hair, Mike wants to be a porcupine and Rustin confesses to highlighted tips.

Happy New Year! It's the beginning of 2017, so the fellas look at other "firsts" in this show: first kisses, their first impressions of each other, and even how this podcast itself began! In this trivia-loaded classic, Mike gets kissed and it FREAKS HIM OUT, Rustin wants to lose weight and Justin hits on his friends' moms.

Merry Christmas… you too! Banter Clause is coming to a town near you, bring a brand new bag of segments including a Christmas carol quiz, the "Naughty or Nice List" and a verbal gift exchange. Hear Rustin botch "Twas the Night Before Christmas", Mike rage about tinsel and Justin relocate the Salvation Army bell ringers.

Wake up and have some breakfast with us! The fellas discuss the most important meal of the day (or is it??), drafting their own ultimate breakfast platter, breaking fastly into some trivia and try to guess Rustin's weird breakfast habits. Mike spits some ebonics, Justin gets a colonoscopy and Rustin wakes up slamming mimosas.

Hurts so good! In this show we discuss pain – both of the body and the soul. We talk about our worst injuries, the last time we cried and if we'd rather get shot in the leg or get a paper cut every day for the next year. Justin eats too many tacos, Lonesome Dove gets to Mike, and handlebar mustachioed Rustin completely loses control.