Banter for All

Good morning class! Welcome to Banter Elementary, where your three talkative tutors guide you through a "best school day" draft, try to outwit a 5th grader and spend their lunch money wisely. Mike longs for the days of tackle football at recess, Rustin is a Times Table demi-god and Justin is scarred by some macaroni and pantyhose.

Tray tables upright and locked, cuz we're taking off into the wild blue yonder! The boys take airplane food, airplane movies and etiquette in flight. Justin can't eat Crunch Wrap Supremes anymore, Rustin hates on Wilbur Wright and Mike just wants everyone to sit down and shut up.

Sun's out guns out! It's summer time, and the fellas are jumping into the prattle pool. The boys consider body paint and wearing bikinis in Walmart. Rustin hates the sun and everything good in this world, Mike has bugs in his unmentionables and Justin gets his bike stolen, left standing in his socks and sandals.

To succeed or to suck: that is the question. The banter boys define and compare success and failure, choose mystery dates, and take a quiz on famous losers. Rustin has Cheeto dust fingers, Mike dates the Unabomber and Poison Ivy (and Garfield), Justin goes Ravenclaw but is in love with a Gryffindor and Justin and Rustin make a drug deal.

Let's put another shrimp on the Bar-B! In this carnivorous edition, the guys have the ultimate meat lover's bracket, determining the best meat of all time, and in an historic moment, the boys go international, calling Rustin while vacationing in Greece. Rustin eats some fish testicles, Mike eats a rotting snake, and Justin is a pork chop hater.

We hope this episode won't disappoint our fathers. Celebrating their one year anniversary, the boys pick their favorite TV dads, worst movie dads, try to guess random facts about Rustin's dad, and offer advice to their future hypothetical children, including what to do when you fart on a bus. Rustin admits to messing his pants and wishing Inspector Gadget was his father, Justin wants REAL fun sized candy bars, and Mike rocks a fanny pack.

Get out your crayons! In our most colorful podcast to date, the guys draft their favorite color schemes (ladies be ready to mock), figure out what's going on with gingers, and play some Family Feud. Rustin shows his true colors of love for the Power Rangers, Justin can't tell the Olsen twins apart and Mike is rocking some overall bibs (shirtless, of course).

Let's all go to the lobby and banter! The following preview has been approved for no audience of any age: in this theatrical thriller, the boys reminisce about better times back in their day, marry/friend zone/restraining order certain aspects of the movies, as well as reel off a cinematic version of Ew! Rustin hates LeBron James, Justin hate's Binkley's roundabouts, and Mike is throwing people under the bus like it's going out of style.

It's a robot invasion! Special guest and resident tech expert Patrick joins the banter boys as they flex their artificial intelligence. Play along as they invent AI movie sequels, take a AI movie quiz, draft their own robot teams and decide if they'd rather have bionic arms or legs. There is an epic fail in a new segue idea, Rustin hates on sweet potatoes, Justin and Mike want new robot legs and Patrick is a manicotti man.

Hello from the other side… of the slammer! In this show without parole, the boys break down prisons of their own mind, decide what they'd want for their last meal and hear horrible reviews of prison movies. Justin almost gets kicked out of a mall for mocking children falling down ice skating, Mike loves Phineas and Ferb, and Rustin has a brush with the law after an aquatic breaking and entering.