Banter for All

This banter prospers, cuz it never cheats! In this admittedly shady show, these tricksters chatter all things cheating. Rustin leads Mike and Justin into a Quest Side Story, sneaking into the principal's office, Mike tests their limits of cheat (That's Too Man, Man!) and Justin gives presents a Steroid-riddled version of Would You Rather. Mike advocates for polygamy, Justin is jacked about U-Scan at Safeway and Rustin, well, this about questionable morals… you do the math.

There's a spring in our step! In this vernal version, the boys banter over spring break plans and pick out their favorite Easter pets. Mike gets grossed out by Mae West, Justin is terrified of bunnies and Rustin gets to go to Spring Training.

There's no need to fear, the underdogs are here! In this 'sode for Cinderellas, the boys tackle upsets: David over Goliath, the tortoise over the hare, and John McClane over pretty much everyone. The boys pick their own March Madness bracket, talk upset stomachs and things that just make them plain upset. Rustin almost dies in Rome, Justin hates how you hate your bracket and Mike pull off the greatest upset ever: student body president.

Yabba Dabba Doo! In this animated airing, the boys chisel out their Mount Rushmores of all-time favorite cartoons, take a Sporcle toon quote quiz and let the Simpsons tell the future. Emotional hamsters are flushed down the toilet, Justin comes around to Winter Olympic love, and Rustin hates on Mike's softball board.

Scrub up! In the cleanest episode to date, the Banter Boys break down appropriate urinal usage, Tide Pods and bathing in Indonesia.  Rustin's secret poop spot gets outed, Mike wants to fart green and Justin may get cancer but at least his arms are dry.

Goeie Dag, everyone! Welcome to Namibia, Africa, where the banter is ready to go on safari. In this show, we learn Trump can't pronounce the country's name correctly, Mike wants to hang out with the free-roaming Cheetahs, and Rustin wants to sandboard down the Namibian dunes at 50 mph. Mike loves outdoor restrooms, Rustin is top secret about his own favorite squat spot and Justin just wants those powerful hand dryers.

You can't handle the truth of banter! In this no-faux fo sho show, the boys decide if truth should be absolute or relative, learn Jim Carrey was almost Dr. Evil, and take a crack at some spoonerisms (and may or may not trying spooning together). Rustin's a dirty liar (shocker), Mike wants to give it to ya straight and Justin and Rustin fear they might get fired from an upcoming job they'll be doing together.

Let's get pumped up! In this gaseous rendition of bantering the fellas learn about all about the third state of matter, whether it be in your pump, digestive tract or threatening to wipe out mankind. Mike thinks he could be a beef jerky kleptomaniac, Rustin is a pepperoni stick connoisseur (no, I swear we talked about gas) and Justin climbed a mountain only to be severely disappointed (and went broke). 

Hope you saved room for dessert! In this sugary show the bows learn about the origins of desserts, draft their own favorite desserts, and learn about sweets of the future. Rustin gets punched by a computer screen, Mike is hatefully sour on caramel, Clint Eastwood is the savior of ice cream and Justin picks a fight with Mike's mother-in-law.

Feliz Navidad! Dashing through our second annual Christmas extravaganza, we break down the hottest toys of 2017, draft our perfect Christmases, exchange gifts verbally, offer Christmas life hacks and decipher the naughty and the nice of Christmas. Justin gives a shout out to his Peeps, Mike offers to hang lights for the 'ustins and Rustin gets the same game system 25 years apart.