Barely Cool

I sure hope Ben doesn't go to JAIL. He's a big part of our country's deficit. He's accountable for the loss of $2000 into the ether. Where could it have gone? Did he steal money from the government? Hard to say. He says no, but I'm not sure if I'm convinced. But hopefully he doesn't end up in prison. That would REALLY put a hit on this podcast.

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Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

Does your favourite NHL hockey team just never seem to get their man advantage going? Are you tired of the joyous feeling of seeing the official's hand swinging high into the air immediately followed by the dread of your team's inefficient play? Well dread no more. Introducing the PowerPlay Office! Put the days of poor power play percentage behind you! With PowerPlay Office your team will never fail to score on the power play ever again, most of the time! Sure you might miss your son's soccer game or your wife's PhD graduation, who doesn't from time to time! It's all worth it in pursuit of that sweet sweet feeling of playoff success! With PowerPlay Office, you will never feel disappointed again! It works all the time most of the time, guaranteed! Call now!

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Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.com

Outro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

The New Era is here! Mark Carney is your Prime Minister. The bad man Trudeau is finally vanquished (gone). Let's go over the stats. Incredible popular vote percentage for both the Liberals and Conservatives. Devastating lows for the New Democrat Party and friends. The people of Quebec thinking outside their province for once (who needs French right? Certainly not our Prime Minister). And one tiny little green blip. Mrs. May, you continue to be our little sweetheart. Will Maxime Bernier rise out of the ashes like an eyepatched villain in a bad soap opera (eggs and milk in hand)? What a turnout, what a rush, but crazier things have happened in this funny little up north country we call home. Tune in next season to see what happens to this crazy scene we call government!

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Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.com

Outro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

Ridly Grieg #1 UNDESRIABLE!!! Reward of free mini putt (limit 1 round per person) for successful capture. Let's all bring this troublemaker to justice! Also the Toronto Maple Leafs are winning it all baby! Road to the cup starts here with the Barely Cool Podcast!

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Intro by Heyden Reay:

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Outro by Untimely Dosage:

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Is this the WORST movie of 2025!? Not according to Mr. Prime (Amazon...that is). It's number 4 in Canada! At least it was when we recorded this. Survive, directed by Frédéric Jardin, is 2025's BIGGEST STINKER. Starring Émilie Dequenne and Andreas Pietschmann, Survive is movie about the ocean disappearing and having to fend off hungry aquatic wildlife...sort of. It's mostly about a bunch of other crap. Did you know that the last time the earth changed polarity was 700,000 years ago? Anywho...time to give Bezos some cash and toss some popcorn in the microwave, your two best friends are inviting you to cozy up for movie night! See you there (and by there I mean right here).

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Intro by Heyden Reay:

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Outro by Untimely Dosage:

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It's time for the best board game of all time! A board game that's actually a video game! That's right Ben and Judah are playing Mario Party Superstars! Throwback to the classic Mario Parties of yore, Mario Party Superstars highlights remodelled versions of fan favourite maps and minigames! They also have their wives playing with them! Wow! This game will test their friendship and marriages! Come watch! Also please read this entire description over in a Toad voice. Thank you! Hello!

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Intro by Heyden Reay:

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Outro by Untimely Dosage:

https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

Somebody call Gordon, we have some new chefs on the market! Ben and Judah are becoming professional chefs. Nothing tests a chef like a brunch rush and so the boys are opening up a Brunch Nook serving up piping hot waffles. Almost as hot as these chefs in the kitchen. And boy, it sure is "HEATING UP IN HERE!" Ahhhhhhhh... seriously folks brunch is a serious thing. And so is the global unrest we see all around us. Hug your family. Keep them so so close.

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Intro by Heyden Reay:

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Outro by Untimely Dosage:

https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

Oh no! Judah and Ben have had a run in with the law! How will those silly boys get out of this one you ask? Well with none other than their charming wit of course! They are in no way thrown off or intimidated by men with guns. Especially Ben, that stuff doesn't scare him at all! He in no way feels scared to make hilarious jokes. Ok this is all the online time I have for today, see you guys same time tomorrow. Get it? Cause I'm in jail! Haha, we have fun here. Ok see ya.

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Intro by Heyden Reay:

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Outro by Untimely Dosage:

https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

I'm all alone in British Columbia, or BC for your shortform heads out there. And when I say "I'm" I mean "Judah am." That's right, I'm away and I realized I won't be home in time to get this episode recorded with Ben. In fact, I didn't even consult him at all about this before recording it. Some friend, huh? Also! It's a short episode! What an idiot I can be. Sorry about that! Anyways, British Columbia is a very beautiful place with a very stupid name. Tune in to hear about Stanley Park, the Vancouver Aquarium, and newfies.

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Intro by Heyden Reay:

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Outro by Untimely Dosage:

https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

Guys it's here! Season 4 of the World's Best Podcast! Ben and Judah are kicking it off with an incredible time being locked in a bathroom. They are separated by stalls but joined together in love. It's a brand new season and the content is exactly the same. The years are passing by and the time is slipping through our fingers. You are not immune to the sands of time wearing away at your body. You are decaying. We are all turning into dust.

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Intro by Heyden Reay:

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Outro by Untimely Dosage:

https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music