Barely Cool

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How many podcasts do you know that are based in Newmarket? One. Us. The Barely Cool Podcast is the only podcast coming to you straight from the hockey capital of the world, Newmarket, Ontario, Canada. You know who else is from Newmarket? Well just the golden boy himself, Connor McDavid. We know him personally, like super well. Just don't ask him about it though, cause it's our little secret and he will pretend like he has no idea who we are. Oh Connor, such a goofball. Anyways, congrats Canada on your big win. You earned it buddy.

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Military, not so good. Taxes, very high. Government up there? No, no government up there. Very weak. Their governor Justin, Mr. Trudeau...tsssch...not so good. Difficult to work with, he doesn't respect me. And FRANKLY I'm thinking not so good. But the people of Canada, they are good people. But they'd be better as Americans! We love them, don't we folks? The next great state...CANADA!!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast

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Yum yum in my tum! It's time for a McDonalds Mukbang! But not just stuffing our mouths with food, you're gonna learn stuff too! It's time to merge the two very best things: learning & fast food! Wow! Get yourself a Big Mac and craxk open your textbook along with us!

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Do you ever watch a movie and think, "Wow I wish I could hear commentary from the people who made it. Y'know... get an inside scoop on the creative process?" Well you're in luck! How about a commentary track from two idiots who have no insight at all. Ben and Judah are watching the 2014 horror crime thriller Deliver Us From Evil. Watchalong with us!

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This caption is going to be simple like the thumbnail. Please think before you choose to take a life, it is all precious. Let's not be fantasizing about killing the guy causing problems at Taco Bell ok guys. Grow up, ok? Alright. Glad we had this talk champ. Mwah!

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Have your b**ls dropped yet? No? Mine either! Or maybe they have?? How can you tell? Seriously, I'm asking you. I'm really self conscious about it. Do you mind if I show you? Can we compare? It'd really make me feel better. I mean what does "drop" even mean? Like do they fall out? It's really ambiguous. Like is it a gravity thing? Can they get stuck? Should I jump up and down? I really need someone to bring some clarity here. Anyways, time to "drop" your pants and show them suckers off ha ha ha. Seriously.

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Life is hard enough as it is. Why would you limit yourself in the finest of life's pleasures? Burgers? Pizza? Yeah... I'm thinking I'm gonna be taking both of them. The question itself is flawed. Move on. Live more. Or as the Bell says it, "Live mas!" Also thanks for listening and watching. Listening or watching? Why not both? Wait that's a different taco company. Oh well. Both of them.
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You ever have a hard time carrying your groceries? They are so heavy and they are so hard to get to your car. Well we have the solution for you! Get a stroller! It's perfect for carrying around...groceries...and most even come with an attachment for carrying the groceries around in your car! You'll never have to worry about safety again, of your groceries. Do what Ben did, buy a stroller exclusively for carrying around groceries, just groceries, nothing else at all that could go in a stroller. Ok see ya.

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It's time to take your year serious! Enough sitting around listening to lil baby unserious podcasts, it's time to tune your lazy ears to a serious podcast like Barely Cool. You want to know what it takes to be a real man? You want to stop getting looked over for that promotion? You want to finally take control of that crippling social media addiction? Well you will find out how to here, on the new and improved Barely Cool Podcast.

Stay Hard.

-B&J

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