Barely Thriving

Justine and Chanel get upset that that the Biebers got married on a Monday, Kylie tried to rob us of Travis Scott's new music, and that Ansel Elgort doesn't understand the concept of emotional cheating. We also discuss whether material things matter (hint: they do).

It's our 10th episode! Justine gets drunk and calls Chanel babe 20 times while we recap the three weeks worth of news we got last week - including impeachment, the Superbowl duo of the century/our entire lives, Greta Thunburg and bullies, murder caused by sexting and who slayed at the Emmys (hint: Justine did). Enjoy BABES!

Justine and Chanel question whether our resting bitch faces are working hard enough, mourn Justin Trudeau's reputation as a good human, dare each other to drink flat tummy tea before we can no longer be influenced by its Instagram ads, and reiterate that Rachel Greene's (and Justine's) only redeeming quality is her hair. In Top of Mind, we agree we're saying not sorry to things we're not sorry about.

Justine and Chanel celebrate Sam Smith, Bowen Yang, and Rihanna and say LITERALLY BYE to Shane Gillis, Caroline Calloway and Natalie Beach. Body positivity is top of mind this week and Chanel and I have a personal lil empowerment session for all of you!

Justine and Chanel say goodbye to summer (sort of) with the announcement of Nicki Minaj's retirement, the outing of one of the founders of conversion therapy, a casual book ban, and conclusion that straight people should be cancelled. We're also revising one of our segments, and we hope you like it!

Justine and Chanel chat the highs and lows of the VMAs, T-Swift's album easter egg (that wasn't all that hidden), problematic TV personalities, and the woman so petty she hacked her ex's bank account from space. We also discuss how to go about meddling in our friends' doomed relationships.

Justine and Chanel have a mini freak out about melting glaciers and burning forests, another type of burning trees, matters of the monarchy and pitch a few MTV shows based on Lindsay Lohan's new love. Chanel also comes for Justine's DIY photo retouching in our Change My Mind segment.

Justine and Chanel talk the demise of an iconic couple, personal gym and Vogue subscription cancellations, and Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories. We also debate blurring the lines between the personal and professional by talking real life @ work (spoiler: Justine will talk to anyone who will listen, shocker).

Justine and Chanel chat about the Gossip Girl reboot, Katy Perry's lawsuit (and realize Justine's extensive knowledge of her catalog) and the most obvious political pair we never knew we needed. We also fight to the death about what makes the best reality TV.

Justine and Chanel share our strong feelings about The Lion King and Mulan, the free A$AP Rocky movement now involving that man in the White House, and discuss Area 51 at length. And we have a new segment - Out of Pocket!