KP Parker and Kristen Meinzer rate trends from beige wardrobes to barrel pants.

Snooze or Choose: The hosts bring back their cozy game of cultural judgment—debating everything from cowboy-chic barrel pants to “Ralph Lauren Christmas” décor and the endless reign of beige.

Color Me Calm: KP rebels against color analysis charts, and Kristen shares wisdom from a surprisingly profound hardware-store paint mixer.

Big Hair Energy: From Texas hairspray habits to the perfect 70s shag, they celebrate the art (and comedy) of getting it wrong in style.

CHAPTERS

00:00 Dakota Johnson party report

03:00 Hair heights and 70s shag hopes

04:30 Snooze or Choose begins

05:00 Barrel pants: love or loathe

09:00 Ralph Lauren Christmas décor

12:45 The beige takeover

16:40 Color analysis debates

19:10 Hardware-store wisdom & closing thoughts

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