The game is afoot! The dice are cast! The candles are in the wind! Other detective-y things!

Look, there's a lot of questions right now. Like: What is Mueller up to? Is there anyone in the Trump family not deeply dedicated to criming? Who can lie more, Michael Cohen or Paul Manafort? What's a convenient way to get a single potato mailed to my house?

You have questions? WELL WE HAVE ANSWERS.

This week on Says Who, Maureen and Dan pull in an ACTUAL MYSTERY EXPERT to help us crack this case wide open. That's right, we're joined by Sarah Weinman who is ACTUALLY KNOWN AS "THE CRIME LADY" to help us look at our suspects, consider the motives, and SOLVE THIS SO COMPLETELY THAT YOU WILL BE LIKE MUELLER WHO?

Or something.

Probably.

I mean, we're not making any promises.

But like the great Hercule Poirot said: One must seek the truth within--not without

SHOW NOTES

Sarah Weinman is on Twitter!

You can subscribe to her newsletter, "The Crime Lady"

And you should buy her book, [The Real Lolita](https://www.harpercollins.com/9780062661920/the-real-lolita/

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