Barstool Confessions

Chaps and Feits discuss 2 Kings 2, the story of Elijah being brought into heaven and Elisha having bears maul kids for jeering him. We also answer a few listeners confessions.

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to enjoy Barstool Confessions. Barstool Confessions show hosted by Chaps and Feitelberg. They are here to dive into the absurdities of the holy bible, regale their experiences with the church, and most importantly absolve you of your sins through confession and penance.

Today, Chaps and Feits will be covering Genesis 19, the story of the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah and the man Lot. Chaps also shows Feits some church songs and we dole out penance to a few confessions.

Join us. Repent. Be forgiven. Maybe sing and dance a little. Do a little Bible goofin. Who knows?

Today we're discussing our religious backgrounds and Samson killing ONE THOUSAND people with the jaw bone of a donkey. Also we're talkin' the creation of the world. What's up next episode? Moses cumming in his sleep all the time. Oh you didn't know that they literally talk about wet dreams in the bible? Well they do. And it's absurd. So get ready.

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