Barstool Confessions

Chaps investigates a very important topic with the help of Young Pageviews and Tommy Smokes

Kayce has some complaints about the NYC subway performers. Chaps and Kayce try to hit the highest octaves they possibly can. Rone makes a guest appearance and reads a question from a girl who is having relationship issues that involve body hair. A man gets revenge on his neighbor by filling his house with shit.

Memorial Day Weekedn signals the official start of summer. Chaps and Kayce choose their favorite throwback summer songs. Kayce sits down with Khris Middleton of the Milwaukee Bucks about playoff basketball and all the haters in the NBA.

Kayce fills Chaps in on everything that went down at the SBJ awards, where Barstool brought home a whopping 0 trophies. What did Chaps and Kayce dream of when they were little, and did they come true? Kayce interviews GLOW star Sydelle Noel about working with Michael B Jordan on Black Panther, being an action hero, and what her haters have to say about her. 

El Pres is taking on Shinnecock Hills with unlimited mulligans, so that inspires Chaps and Kayce to discuss what sports they just couldn't do no matter how easy it was made for them. Mark Zuckerberg is being weird about his meat. We pull another letter from Dear Abbey about shooting rats at the dump. 

El Pres is taking on Shinnecock Hills with unlimited mulligans, so that inspires Chaps and Kayce to discuss what sports they just couldn't do no matter how easy it was made for them. Mark Zuckerberg is being weird on the internet again. There is need for more romantic advice, so we pull another letter from Dear Abbey. 

El Pres is out at Shinnecock Hills trying to finish the course with unlimited mulligans, which inspires Kayce and Chaps to think of the sports they couldn't do no matter how easy it is made for them. Mark Zuckerberg is being weird about his meant. Kayce and Chaps pull a Dear Abbey letter about shooting rats at the dump.

Kayce is back from Boston to recap her trip that included a Red Sox game, a Celtics game, and some clubbing Dave Portnoy style. McCartney has something in her pocket that she definitely shouldn't. Chaps and Kayce also choose what players they would like to see take steroids. 

On this edition of Hi Haters, Kayce links up with Chaps all the way from her second hometown, Boston. They answer the important questions like: How can we make golf reporting more interesting? Is playing a November Rain solo at your wedding a good move? How fun is it to say the word buttcheeks? They're important discussions and we're glad to have 'em.

Barstool's resident Iowan Trent had the worst take of all-time when he said that dark chocolate and whiskey stink, and everyone who likes those pretend to do so just to look cool. Chaps and Kayce roast Trent for his terrible take, fix the Mets, and call out the haters for hating on Celtics coach Brad Stevens.