Opie Radio dives headfirst into Baseball Opening Day — why it costs a fortune now and why kids don’t love the game anymore — plus Ron’s insane curb couch score, Matthew McConaughey’s giant head on Jay Leno, and the hilarious mistakes that became everyday classics.

Timestamps:00:00 – Ron’s free luxury curb couch & haunted chair from Astoria
08:45 – Singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” for Opening Day
12:30 – National Waffle Day is a 500-year Swedish mistake
18:20 – Popeye spinach myth, potato chips born from spite, Doritos from Disney leftovers
35:15 – Why baseball tickets are now insane ($400 for a family at Citi Field)
48:50 – Why kids today aren’t into baseball like we were
57:40 – Ron’s crazy state ID photo that killed his Mets security guard gig
1:05:00 – Matthew McConaughey on Jay Leno (that giant head + backstage margaritas)

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