Based News Network

Based News Network

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Based News Network episodes

  • Donald Trump Goes to Jail in the Metaverse

    Sophie and Caio dive into the breaking epic news: Trump has been storing classified documents in his bathroom (not kidding) so he's probably going to jail, the NYC smog incident, the tragic Ukraine dam disaster, the Colleen Ballinger groomer allegations, and apple's dive into the VR headset metaverse market...enjoy :3

    1 hr 2 min
  • Dorian Electra is BASED (featuring Dorian Electra)

    Hey we did an epic episode thingy with Dorian Electra :^D  It's EPIC so go listen to the epic episode to expand your Mind and go listen to Dorian's epic new epic song Sodom and Gomorrah for an epic song.

     

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    45 min
  • Donald Trump Called Ron DeSantis Gay

    Good shmorning. We have the news of the week. First off, Taylor Swift is doing a thingy with Ice Spice which is bizarre given the Matty Healy thingy. Also we dive into the crazy debt ceiling crisis that is really nuts. And we give you the news on TARGET, the epic store that is getting trolled by bigots. then we talk about Ron Desantis getting OWNED on twitter, and of course we share our thoughts on the Barbie Soundtrack.

     

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Diaries Are Epic (featuring @mackenzie)

    Yeah so we got mackenzie (also known as @dumbmackenzie or @evilmackenzie depending on your platform of choice) to join us for some news. We chit chat regarding Florida being a troll, then the passing of The Smiths bassist Andy Rourke, the new or old Lana Del Rey song about Say Yes To Heaven, then we get into really epic stories about literally everything you could possibly imagine in the epic lives of very twisted Redditors.

     

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    1 hr 42 min
  • Bro is Afraid *dead emoji*

    soooooo.... apparently george santos is getting arrested, doja cat called her old albums "cash grabs," and CNN had trump on their network for a town hall...also we review Ari Aster's new film Beau is Afraid!

     

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    1 hr 8 min
  • #NotMyKing

    HELLO, how are you? Today we cover some pretty epic news methinks. We got TAYLOR SWIFT AND MATTY HEALY ARE IN LOVE BUT MATTY HEALY IS VERY VERY EDGY, and then we cover the Met Gala in depth like a boss. Then we have some epic drama between Freddie Gibbs and his ex-gf Fit Mami, and we cover of course the new King of Reddit Charles is crowned, then we talk more about Elon Musk's escalation of twitter nastiness. 

     

    CNN is epic check it out: https://www.cnn.com/style/article/met-gala-2023-red-carpet-fashion/index.html

     

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    1 hr 13 min
  • In Defense of Meghan Trainor ft. @parisnormal_

    WELCOME TO another epic Sode of Based news network. Today we destroy Tucker Carlson, then we destroy Steven Crowder, then we have our Meghan Trainor expert Paris Normal To come absolutely revolutionize the way we understand the Queen of Mother Meghan Trainor. Meghan Trainor forces the right wing media to stop all their mansplaining, and you listen to women's voices, especially Meghan Trainors. We analyze Meghan's thoughtful statements regarding teachers.

     

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    1 hr 25 min
  • Woke Brutalism ft. @inherent_itgirl (AKA thembo)

    @inherent_itgirl (Ulysse Carrière) joins us to discuss Biden's reelection campaign, the Alice Gas drama, ppl with 1million followers automatically getting blue checks...and of course their book Technically Man Dwells Upon this Earth. We learn about philosophy, Kant, why Avatar 2 and Wednesday are woke, and so on... it's truly a wild ride and you do not want to miss it...

    rate 5 stars and subscribe pls :3 

     

    BUY THE BOOK: https://shop.becoming.press/en-us/products/ulysse-carriere-technically-man-dwells-upon-this-earth-2023-preorder 

     

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    1 hr 33 min
  • Bud Light Yagami

    TODAY WE DISCUSS....

    1. Dylan Mulvaney and the Bud Light controversy 

    2. RuPaul's Drag Race FINALE (**spoilers 18:50-32:00**)

    3. Discord user in Minecraft server leaks classified pentagon documents

    4. Elon Musk putting "gov-funded media" label on NPR and other publications  

    5. Montana officially to ban TikTok...

     

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    59 min
  • Princess Poppy Invents Quitting Drag (ft. Princess Poppy from RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 15)

    this is so amazing guys we literally have mother (princess poppy from RPDR) as a guest on the podcast...today sophie (joan) and poppy fangirl over drag race, discuss some behind the scenes tea, and talk about the impact of RPDR on memes and internet culture...

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    1 hr 20 min

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