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Trump actually got indicted, so let's celebrate shall we? It's like Christmas for based news network. WE PREDICTED TRUMP WOULD GET INDICTED THEN HE WAS. AND NOW HE's GETTING OWNED BY THE EPIC LEGAL SYSTEM. Donald Trump = The Grinch . Joe Biden = Santa. With that said, this epic. Also, NYTimes lost their blue check mark on twitter which means they are punk like us. And we chat about Jinkx Monsoon becoming the literal Doctor Who. We chat about some crazy Russia Ukraine thingy featuring a feminist girl boss who slays, then we talk about the passing of the epic Ryuichi Sakamoto.

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Alright so Trump didn't get arrested last week which is absolutely an epic fail. Butt, we do talk about some epic things this episode. Like Romy Coppola Mars doing a thing on TikTok. And TikTok influencer Kathy Vu cleaning up a crime scene which is fricked up. Also we think TikTok is going to be banned based off the CEO's testimony at the Congress thingy. Then we chat about our first impressions of the new Lana Del Rey album, and finish with a brief review of C*caine Bear. 

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YO, BY The time you listen to this episode TRUMP MIGHT BE ARRESTED WHICH IS FREAKING EPICCCCCCCC

So we talk about that methinks. We also chat about the Oscars (Everything everywhere all at among us yas) Then we have a combined Lucy LaDuca / Ukraine War segment, and then we discuss the passing of the amazing beautiful Eden Knight who we will miss dearly.

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Depths of Wikipedia (Annie) joins us among us to discuss the news. We discuss banks failing, republicans being an epic fail, and of course WIKIPEDIA BEING EPIC ALL FREAKING DAY.

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Today we discuss tiktok limiting minors to 60 mins a day and the Selena, Hailey, Justin, Kylie, etc. etc. drama featuring the wonderful and hilarious TANNERTAN36---the legendary TikTok star. 

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Hola. In today's episode we chat about the Dilbert Comic guy being a bad guy and Elon Musk also being a bad guy by defending Dilbert Comic guy being a bad guy, then Fox News got OWNED by new court documents where they openly talk about how they know they're lying to U (win for CNN and Based News), Lana Del Rey's dad releasing a new song and album, and we review the movie Triangle of Sadness. 

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GREETINGS FROM THE REDDIT SUBREDDIT! Today we have news on some stuff including Chloe Bailey of the duo Chloe x Halle announcing an upcoming song with Chris Brown (????????), The East Palestine Ohio Train Derailment Saga, an extremely alarming CDC report on how freaking depressed teens and especially teen girls are nowadays, Ukraine/Russia war 1 year anniversary, and then of course Jeffree Starr. 

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Today we're doing the news on the tragic earthquake in Türkiye/Syria, HOGWARTS LEGACY BEING TRASH AND IF YOU PLAY IT YOU  ARE AN FAILURE AT LIFE,  Our government is literally shooting down freaking UFOs on a regular basis as a part of the Badussy War , Trump trolling Ron DeSantis which is kinda funny, and then we talk about the debut Rebecca Black album.

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In this special edition of Based News Network, we focus the entire topic on one paradigm-shifting event called Chinese spy balloon.

Chinese Spy Kids is a movie about kids using balloons to spy on the US 

today in the news we discuss the fall of the rick and morty empire, louis c.k. proving that cancel culture isn't real, an update on ukraine, julia fox and the mascara drama, and finally--J.K. Rowling being a TERF again...

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