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Well, we got rayne fisher-quann on the podcast. So that's extremely epic. Listen to us do news on Nancy Pelosi and Punk Pelosi (Paul Pelosi) and also Elon Musk and Twitter and the news. And then we dig into some very epic stuff with rayne. Yup, it's a crossover episode. 

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Well, it finally happened. Lana Del Rey was in a song called Midnights by Taylor Swift. So we do the news on that, and we also watched the Taylor Swift Movie. Also, Liz Truss was elected President in the United Kingdom, and also Lana Del Rey had some stuff stolen. ENJOY THE NEWS!

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BTS, our favorite avant-garde experimental art pop project from South Korea has willfully enlisted in the army by choice because they want to. That's the big item in the news. We also chit-chat regarding additional Kanye West offensive crap including him agreeing to buy right wing Social Media platform Parler so he can post more cringe. He was probably trolled into buying it because he is a troll getting trolled getting trolled. And then the BIG item in the news is we review the movie DON'T WORRY DARLING featuring Harry Styles and other.

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SO Kanye West said some stuff on twitter and instagram and such. TWAS BAD! We also do the news regarding a really really really article in the Guardian regarding a trans person having an awful ex-girlfriend, Joe Biden legalizing marijuana officially worldwide, NYU Students having a punk revolution against their organic chemistry professor, and then of course the greatest YouTube ever Dream revealing his handsome face.

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https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/oct/08/i-thought-my-boyfriend-of-10-years-was-going-to-propose-then-he-told-me-he-was-transgender

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Sooooooooooooo Try Guys had a guy named Ned Fulmer who was a troll. And he CHEATED DESPITE HIS EXPRESSED VALUES! AND THEN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE DID THE SAME THING! But it's less surprising Marjorie Taylor Greene did it because she is Republican. Oh and we do a very epic review of the strange Marilyn Monroe Movie "Blonde", which also features unsavory polyamory. 

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So, we have a Based News exclusive scoop on John Mayer. Then we also do the news on the Mahsa Amini Iran protests, content creator Adam Levine, Vladimir Putin threatening to do a nuclear bomb, and the Beyond Burger COO doing a troll thing. EPIC!

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YO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We got instagram LEGEND Paris Normal on our podcast. And we do the news on Jeff Bezos gettin DESTROYED because he's poor, Millie Bobby Brown's THINGY, Instagram being EPIC, and TRAPEZOIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSS TRAPEZOIDS (trapezoids)

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Today we do the news on cutting-edge research regarding autism and art appreciation, Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde and Shia Buff and Florence Pugh doin a thingy, Life expectancy in the US falling pretty badly, Jackson Mississippi literally not having water, and then Dungeons and Dragons doing a racist lore. PRETTY EPIC EPISODE METHINKS.

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Well it finally happened. Sadly we were the first news network to break the news that Queen Elizabeth II passed away but no one believe us because we are independent media and y'all are suckers for mainstream.

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AMONGUS today we do the news on this week's news which is essentially She-Hulk Attorney At law being epic (created by Jessica Gao who also created Pickle Rick), Artificial Intelligence Art winning an Art Competition fair and square because AI art is epic and better than normal art, Timothée Chalamet changing the game by wearing a heckin thing, Joe Biden evoking controversy by doing the most speech of all time, and then something something Tiffany Haddish.

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