Today on the podcast we dive into the over-sexualization of Santa Claus through all those nasty Christmas songs, and what discover some uncomfortable truths about Old Saint Nick. Next we move into a sexy new Health Hacks segment fit for the holiday season about all the great gifts to get your family! Suggest topics for the show on our social channels or over on our discord!

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Today on the podcast we discuss the loose twos, how to tell someone their joy brings us anger, a listener suggested topic about what we would do with our own colosseum, YouTuber run voting machines for the United States elections, the Twitter generation becoming the President, and what the heck to ask for as a Christmas gift when everyone is asking!

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Today is a day of mourning for Farmer Tyler and the Baseless Claims crew as we are told the tale of the Great Chicken Disaster 2021. Next we talk about Go Karts, and the monster that lies within Tyler waiting to appear until the engine revs. Sorry to all of Texas for his behavior! Lastly, we hop into a new Craigslist Missed Connections segment! Submits topics for the show in the comments or on our Twitter, Facebook, or our Discord!

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In today's podcast we discuss how Tyler is about to spend a week on a farm which means there is one question: how do we ensure Tyler can have Hallmark Movie romance with the farm girl next door? Next, we take a look at a listener submitted topic about times in our lives that flirting has backfired on us. Next we figure out what happened to Tyler to ruin the concept of people snacking during a movie for him. Seriously, he is a sick and damaged man. But we can all agree that babies should not be allowed in movie theaters! Send us a topic to discuss on the show in the comments, on twitter, or on our discord server!

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VOTE HERE DAILY: https://laststanding.org/2021/tory-thompson

Today on the podcast we talk about the creepy man who did eat a royalty free gas-station hotdog like a sloppy boy before he paid for it. Next is the most important thing we have ever done... Last Gamer Standing. A competition made for Shapeless Media founder and CEO Tory Thompson. We work as a single Gamer hive mind to craft the ideal, the alpha, the one true... Gamer. You can vote daily at the link above, let's help Tory win Last Gamer Standing™!

Seriously... vote: https://laststanding.org/2021/tory-thompson

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On today's podcast we hop right in with Tory's midnight dream writings. These words tell a tale of famous podcaster Joe Rogan and Cringe-King Andrew Callaghan (All Gas No Brakes, Channel 5) surviving together. Next we talk about how Tay may have contracted the podcast disease over the air waves. Lastly, it's election time... or it was when we recorded. We discuss the crazy stances taken by elected officials and declare Tyler's run for Saint Paul Mayor in 2025. Suggest topics and segments in the comments or on Discord!

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Welcome to another hot hour of comedy. This week we try to figure out if man milk is considered vegan, and discuss meat-eating morality based on how beautiful the creature is. Next up is a new Ad Nauseam segment for the Flaskap, a great product for those who want to discreetly have 9 shots while on the go! Lastly, it's time for us to finally discuss what PH would need for us to pay for a monthly subscription. Let us know what to discuss next time in the comments here or on our Discord server!

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In today's scheduled comedy programming we hop straight into Tyler's very bad wet house that caused him to literally wade through human poop. But it's not all dookies in the real sense, because we dive into a discussion about WONKA and the WCU (Wonka Cinematic Universe). So much to be hyped for: the prequel, spin-off stories, Grandpa Joe getting hot, Willy Wonka's PTSD from WWII, and diving into the Wonka-Verse and bringing back CGI Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp. There are so many exciting avenues! We also take a peek at the Craigslist Missed Connections to see if it got less sad... it didn't! Enjoy!

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Welcome to Tay's special birthday podcast episode, where we start off by planning the perfect party for her. It includes cars with cut brakes, inflatable among us dolls, and summoning potentially gay ghouls to join the festivities! Next we take a long, hard look at aggressively marketed manly soap brands with a gameshow twist on our Ad Nauseam segment. Lastly, we dive into what our astrological signs on our birth chart have determined our bedroom secrets to be!

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This week on the show we talk about the infamous day, October 4th. The day that Facebook, instagram, and WhatsApp all went down for 6 hours. Was is Q's plan for the blackout? Was it an inside conspiracy? Did it just go down? The world will never know. Next we hop into a nightmare in the shape of an infinite shower of mirrors where you are faced to stare at yourself from every horrible angle for eternity. We head into a discussion about the new woke My Little Pony movie that gets contentious and a little bit mean. Sorry! Lastly, it's time for a new Sword Watch segment with a Ninja infiltrating a military base in the quite dark of night. Enjoy!

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