Baseless Claims

On this week's podcast we talk about the proper way for a strong traditional man to kill a spider. Next, we go into the rabbit hole... the greatest conspiracy of our generation: The man in the mental asylum who emailed a candy company in attempt to order a hit. The workers are holding him hostage, friction is growing with his parents, and everyone is out to get him. Can it be true? It's anyones guess. Finally, it's poop time. We talk about Tyler's expensive and incredible new toilet bidet. Enjoy! Suggest topics and ask us questions for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord!

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This week on the podcast we discuss Tory, once agin, being horny on the corporate twitter account for the innocent act of trying to get Riley Reid as a guest on the show. After some dinosaur talk, we discuss why Hollywood refuses to put mommy milkers on Henry Cavill. Do it, cowards! Summer Games Fest and other video game events recently happened, so we talk about all the hot news like the edgy new Sonic, Todd's new leather jacket, and the way Phil Spencer pronounced Kojima's name. Lastly, we tell stories of the most cringe and embarrassing questions we have ever asked our parents! Submit topics and questions for the show here in the comments or over on the Shapeless Media Discord Channel!

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Welcome back to another episode of Baseless Claims, this week on the podcast we discuss the bad peanut butter that made Tay poop and upchuck in a jiffy, causing us to miss last week. Thanks for that! Next, it's time to craft the most perfect mad libs of all time. We fill in the blanks on custom made, hilarious mad libs all about Tyler, Tory, and Tay. These stories will make you laugh, bring you to tears, and make you question why you listen to this show... enjoy! Suggest topics for the show here in the comments or over on our Discord server! You can find this show across the internet wherever you listen to podcasts including Spotify, Soundcloud, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and more!

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It's time to dive into something the world needs to know about... that is how bad Truth Social is. Yes, this week Tory went undercover on Donald Trump's terrible social media website to find out what is possible if twitter was a worse designed app and only allowed the worst types of people on. Strap in, I bet the comments will be fun and cool! Next, we look at what makes the Shapeless Media crew qualified to be be podcasters. Why should YOU listen to us? Send us questions and topic ideas here in the comments or over on our Discord!

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Today it's time to confess. Time to confess that you've been making memes about your good friend's Tapout shirt behind his back, and having them go viral. We also learn that Tyler may be a time traveller who has been subtly creating Tay and Tory into the people they are today for the purpose of podcast bullying them. Next, the gang helps Tory film children in a way that isn't creepy. Lastly, we discuss the highly anticipated motion picture Avatar 2: The Way of Water, and we come up with the very best sequel ideas! Suggest topics and questions here in the comments or over on our Discord!

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This week we investigate a mysterious letter Tory received claiming that non-christians are to blame for this pandemic... but then the letter got stolen by the mail-grabbing street gang, again! Next we look towards the sky to discuss the possible impending doom from outer space. How do we spend our final moments before the space rock hits? With Mother's day approaching we decided to go down memory lane and chat about all the ways we have disappointed our mothers over the years. Suggest topics and questions over on our discord, or right here in the comments!

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This week we wanted to begin by talking smack about the overly enthusiastic Target cashier who needs to tone it down, because he has big Clippy energy. We ponder what happens to your rental deposit when your apartment building gets absolutely leveled by the Avengers. Next, it's time to give advice to Tory on how to spend his time while locked in his home due to Covid quarantine. Lastly, we hear the tale of Tyler's date with the spice - and how a white boy proved to everyone he didn't belong at that restaurant!

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Tyler is back in the workforce this week, meaning he is gunning for his big promotion as a Subway sandwich artist. Unfortunately, a bad customer service complaint may throw this into jeopardy.... Next, it's time we hop into judging people, but its ok because they have a TON of bumper stickers. It's a lot of mixed messages. Finally, it's time we finally put this man on trial. Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch has committed crimes against this world. It started with Oops All Berries, but that is not where it ended. He needs to pay, and in this episode we bring the Cap'n to the bench to sing about all the kids he Crunch-a-tized.

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Welcome to our very good Sonic The Hedgehog 2 review episode, where we show our love for this fast blue man and all of his funny little pals. Next, we focus on Tyler's adult purchase of Lego Star Wars. We have to ask ourselves if it's OK or if he is too old for this children's game, regardless of quality. Lastly, it's time to move into listener submitted questions in speedrun mode, clearing out all of the remaining submissions so we have a clean slate for this coming summer! So get those new questions and topics submitted here in the comments or on our Discord channel!

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Today on the show we can't make ANY jokes because Tyler had his wisdom teeth pulled and it hurts to laugh. So, this is a serious show... until the embarrassing dentist incident. Next we hop into Ad Nauseam™, and this time we are learning how to become the ultimate Alpha male via some YouTube seduction artists. It's very sad, kinda scary, and disgustingly funny. Lastly, we look for love in a new edition of Missed Connections™. Suggest topics, ask us questions, and submit new segments over in the discord channel or here in the comments!

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