Basement Blather

Hey everybody!!! This week is a very special episode in which the boys go on a road trip to rescue Jeremy because his truck broke down on the way to come record the podcast. We recorded this on dans phone so the sound quality is utter shit, although it could  be worse.Jeremy and Dan explain to Jimmy that they are going to see their favorite podcast later on that evening, and the boys do some old school gamer talk. Enjoy the stubby episode!

Hello our few but wonderful listeners! Lets cut right to the chase. We start off this week with a lengthy check in on the guys. We are all very busy and interesting, for reals. Next we get in another installment of "All in Time". We learned a few things that happened in times past for March 25th,2017. The underlying messages remains that the three of us are pretty stupid. Right before the break we get a special guest that has not been on the podcast for quite some time. After the break our guest departs and we get this train back on the tracks. We debut our new segment "Abusing the News". We read a headline we found in the news and tell the story as we remember it from our extensive research. Eventually we get to a long awaited listener e-mail. After that we engage in a another bout to find out who is the "Master Debation". This week we debate who has the best sexual fetish. Once again we ask you to email in so we can determine a winner. Thank you for listening!

Hello, and welcome to Ow! My god damn nipple!! First, we give the listeners a rare insight into our mysterious lives by providing you with a check in. Jimmy would like you to know he is still single and ready to mingle. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. That's right. You don't even read this do you? In any case, we move on to a blast from the past in this week's "All in Time".  A celebrity dies and you wont believe who it is. Click to find out! We promise there is no more clickbait the rest of the episode. Jimmy gives an epic shout out to the Boston Bruins while creeping out on Dan's Wife. Then we talk about some very strange dreams Jeremy is having. Finally before the break we get into a conversation about meditation and its positive effects on the mind and soul. After the break we explain that Jeremy had to go and we did not feel like finishing up the episode.  Fear not, we will have a new episode in due time.

Happy New year everybody!! We apologize for the significant delay in our podcast episode production. Rest assured, we love you and we did not forget how to swear. First off this episode we catch up with the boys and make sure no one has died or quit the podcast. Luckily for you if you are still reading this, no one quit or died. Next we get in to a new segment created by Jeremy called " All in time". This is a flashback into memories past, where Jeremy explains to us what happened on this day in history. After that we happily jump into another self serving shoutout from Jimmy. Finally, before the break, we have a real storytime from the big dumb giant himself, Jeremy. After the break we jump right into the second edition of the new popular segment "Master-Debation". If you could be so kind, vote in to select a winner and in return we will say your name on our shitty podcast. You can vote by going to our email at [email protected]. After that we have another new segment called "Illegal Lunacy" in which we converse about an insane law passed by our all powerful overlords to suppress us into the sheep we prefer to be. To top off  this catshit equivalent of a radio show, we endure another installment of "Basement Blabs". Thank you again for listening and we hope you are now smarter then you were before.

Merry Christmas everybody!!! Jimmy is back and as gassy as ever. We went christmas shopping before recording so we chat about that upfront. Next, we get into why we started the podcast in first place. A bit of an origin story if you will. Next we make a list of shitty beers, Jimmy has a special shout out on his return to the podcast, andwe do a kind of story time with Jeremy. He also has a prank gone wrong story that he wants us to comment on. We also show Jimmy the video of the guy punching the kangaroo and we talk about it. After the break we try out a new segment called "Master Debation". Good luck listening through this one folks. After that abortion of a segment, we get into another amazing edition of Basement Blabs! Jimmy loses his shit a bit on this one. Then so does Dan. Its a good one for sure. To cap off the show with a sweet Christmas taste your mouth, we read a listeners email. Earmuff any kiddos in the room.

HELLO, right off the bat we have a few technical difficulties. Its not Dan's fault so go fuck yourself. Also just try ignore Jeremy breathing into the mic. Also also Jen is guest hosting for Jimmy but you can't really hear her until the second half. We start off the episode by talking about a dick towel for your tits. Dan is convinced one of the models they used for their photoshoot is a man. Next we talk about an unbelievable trump tattoo. Its so unbelievable you would'nt believe it. After that we talk about the viral sensation of sploshing. In the second half Jeremy forgets to turn his mic on. This is a shit show and I don't know why you listen. We attempt to talk about a recreation of an old beer and then get into everyones favorite segment, Basement Blabs!

Hello kind listeners! We start off this episode talking about Jimmy's tattoos. We try not to talk about politics, but it just so happens the presidential elections are happening while we are recording this episode. We continue on to a kooky Kriminals, and an interesting invention that involves a dental retainer that increases sexual intercourse. Also Jimmy shits his pants, Jimmy has his words of the week, and we have StoryTime with Jeremy. After the break we dive right into basement blabs where we predict that the other person wins the presidency. Jeremy also has one more story to end the podcast.

First and foremost we need to warn our listeners this is a very dick heavy episode. Also, it is very graphic. So put the kids away. Hopefully they have not heard any episodes thus far. In the first half we give nicknames to the ceramic dicks from last episode, Jimmy talks his promotion, a special couple of storytimes where we find out Jimmies darkest fear on this planet, and a Kooky Kriminals. After the break and Jimmy reassuring himself his unit is intact he gives us a shout out, we do another exiting installment of Basement Blabs, and we got some fan mail. Enjoy all the pudding popsicles!

The boy is back in town! By this we mean Jeremy is back from his "workcation". We get right back into mediocre form per usual. Jimmy has a new word to define. Jeremy has some new stories. Dan spills something. Just another wonderful episode in a  basement. Enjoy everybody!

Dont worry about what that acronym stands for. You will find out soon enough. We do a Kooky Kriminals, talk music, rhodies, and much, much more. Plus another wonderful basement blabs segment.