Basement Blather

Episode 30- "Ol' Hallows Dumpster Fire"

Hello spooky basement buddies! Welcome to the halloween spectacular! Just because this is a special spooky episode does not mean that this episode would start any differently than any other. That means we jump right into a check in. After we get all up to date we mix things up a bit for our halloween special by doing a "Gory time with Dan". After that we hear not from kooky criminals, but "Spooky Kriminals" If the shitty grammer bothers you in these descriptions I have some instructions for you. First take your complaint and write it on a piece of paper. Then, take it to your nearest questions/comments/compaints mailbox. Next shove your head in said mailbox and yell yankee doodle dandy until your face turns red and we will recieve the complaint. Then do nothing with it. If you managed through that then you will be happy to know we move on to a special "Who's law is it anyway" next. After that we have a new segment called "Uncle Jeremys Shitty Gross Dusty Den". After the break we have a horror edition of "Would You Blather"? Its as gross as you would think it would be. Next we find out some spooky things that happened in the past in "All In Time". Lastly we try out another new segment called "Basement Bunker". You will find out how awesome it is when you listen to this episode after you are done reading this description. Do us a favor and email us at [email protected]. Kisses BYEEEE.

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Episode 29- "Jimmys Cookin' Wet Shower Farts"

Episode 29- "Jimmys Cookin' Wet Shower Farts"

Hey Basement booty blasters! On this episode we start off as usual by checking in! There are absolutely no suprises hidden in this episode! Next we discover laws that may, or may not, be true in "Whos Law is it Anyway?" After that we do an "All in Time." I dont remember when writing this what it was about but you will see. After the break we try a new segment wherein Jimmy emparts his wisdom upon us in "Jimmy's Facts of Life." In the segment before the last segment we blast through a "Kooky Kriminals." We hear about a closet tweeter, a lonely drunk driver, and theives who snort the wrong powder. Finally we drag on through a "Basement Blabs" because we know how much you all love to hear us think of funny words. Please email us at [email protected] or find us on twitter and facebook.

Episode 28- "Cock Rocks and kooks"

Episode 28- "Cock Rocks and kooks"

In this very special episode of Basement Blather we bid Jimmy a proper adieu in the form of verbal harassment. It begins with our check ins where Jimmy mansplains his reasons for departure from The Commonwealth mostly by dodging questions. Next we do a "Storytime with Jeremy" in which we hear about an amputated bird which is actually a rock. After that we have brand new segment called "Whos Law is it Anyway?" We have to determine if the laws Jeremy tells us are true or false and which state the laws came from. Then we hear from some truely disturbed criminals in "Kooky Kriminals". Next we answer the important questions in life in "Would you Blather" After the break we go back in time as we do sometimes in "All In Time". To end the show we have a riveting debate about some seriously intelligent shit in "Master Debator". Listen at your own risk. Thanks again for listening. We love you all just a little bit.

Episode 27-"My name is Bread, with a T H"

Hello again and welcome to another episode of Basement Blather! Getting right into it, we check in on why Jimmy is missing and other things going on. Next we get in to a few "Kooky Kriminals" stories about a man and his cucumber, a man and his pornos, and just a really stupid man. Next up is a "Storytime with Jeremy" titled "Eel trapped in a cage". After that we delve into "Would you Blather", where we make decisions on very important questions in life. Following that is "Master Debator". We have a discussion about bees and birds. Actually a bird and a bunch of bees. Finally before the break we enjoy a good old fashioned bit of "All in Time". This one is special because we have a very special guest that joins us for this segment and in the second half for "Basement Blabs"! That special guest is no other than Dan and Jeremy's sister April! Thanks again for listening!

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Episode 27-"My name is Bread, with a T H"

Hello again and welcome to another episode of Basement Blather! Getting right into it, we check in on why Jimmy is missing and other things going on. Next we get in to a few "Kooky Kriminals" stories about a man and his cucumber, a man and his pornos, and just a really stupid man. Next up is a "Storytime with Jeremy" titled "Eel trapped in a cage". After that we delve into "Would you Blather", where we make decisions on very important questions in life. Following that is "Master Debator". We have a discussion about bees and birds. Actually a bird and a bunch of bees. Finally before the break we enjoy a good old fashioned bit of "All in Time". This one is special because we have a very special guest that joins us for this segment and in the second half for "Basement Blabs"! That special guest is no other than Dan and Jeremy's sister April! Thanks again for listening!

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Episode 26-"Avoid Foods High in Sandy Sands"

Hey guys! Welcome back! I'm really starting to wonder if anyone besides Jimmy reads these things. If you do, let me know at [email protected] and tell me how im doing. Jimmy is back and we start of this episode with an unusually short check in. Next we jump into a "Story Time with Jeremy". After that we once again battle to the death to figure out if Jeremy is lying about things that happened today in the past in "All in Time". After thatwe grace your eardrums with a "Kooky Kriminals". Next we debate some of the most important things in this life. Things you wont know until you listen to this episode. We do this in a segment called "Master Debator". Finally before the break we indulge you with a discussion of situations that you would probably not want to find yourself in. We end this lovely episode on high note, as usual, with "Basement Blabs" Thanks again for listening!

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Episode 26-"Avoid Foods High in Sandy Sands"

Hey guys! Welcome back! I'm really starting to wonder if anyone besides Jimmy reads these things. If you do, let me know at [email protected] and tell me how im doing. Jimmy is back and we start of this episode with an unusually short check in. Next we jump into a "Story Time with Jeremy". After that we once again battle to the death to figure out if Jeremy is lying about things that happened today in the past in "All in Time". After thatwe grace your eardrums with a "Kooky Kriminals". Next we debate some of the most important things in this life. Things you wont know until you listen to this episode. We do this in a segment called "Master Debator". Finally before the break we indulge you with a discussion of situations that you would probably not want to find yourself in. We end this lovely episode on high note, as usual, with "Basement Blabs" Thanks again for listening!

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