Basement Blather

Episode 34 " Heavy Jimmy Petting"

Hey guys! We are back a week early because the mighty sun god granted us permission to speak when not spoken to. This week it's Jimmy and Dan getting into some stuff without Jeremy. We start off with usual check ins. Then continue to check in until break! Thats fucking right! After the break Jimmy gives us a word that he made up to make us better understand life. To add a little extra christmas cheer to the end of the year, jimmy gives us one last gift title "Jimmy's Bah Humbugs". Finally in the most Jimmy heavy episode hopefully we will ever have, our favorite Italian gives us a shoutout to the big fat jolly man in red. Thanks again for listening. We really appreciate it folks! Go to [email protected] to email us for anything, anytime.

Episode 34 " Heavy Jimmy Petting"

Hey guys! We are back a week early because the mighty sun god granted us permission to speak when not spoken to. This week it's Jimmy and Dan getting into some stuff without Jeremy. We start off with usual check ins. Then continue to check in until break! Thats fucking right! After the break Jimmy gives us a word that he made up to make us better understand life. To add a little extra christmas cheer to the end of the year, jimmy gives us one last gift title "Jimmy's Bah Humbugs". Finally in the most Jimmy heavy episode hopefully we will ever have, our favorite Italian gives us a shoutout to the big fat jolly man in red. Thanks again for listening. We really appreciate it folks! Go to [email protected] to email us for anything, anytime.

Episode 33- "Assulty the Snowman's Christmas Special"

Happy Christmas every butthole! Sorry for the large gap inbetween shows. We give an explaination why in the episode along with our other checkins. We have some good stories this week from living in a hotel for two weeks, to Jeremy using strange tatics to find out who was touching his office furniture while his legs were broken. It takes a while to get into, but after the crazy stories and banter we finally get into a Christmas themed "All in Time"! Then before the break we bust out a snowy, sparkly, no good, two timing "Kooky Kriminals"! After the break we try and figure out where some crazy Christmas laws come from in "Whoes Law is it Anyways"! In Our next Christmas themed segment we hear a snippet of Christmas history in "The Dusty Den". Next we try to get some actual comedy in this show by asking "Would You Blather?". To end the hap hap happiest fucking Christmas episode you've ever heard we present to you, "Basement Bunker". Thanks for tuning in and dont forget to email in to [email protected] to tell us how much you missed us. 

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Episode 33- "Assulty the Snowman's Christmas Special"

Happy Christmas every butthole! Sorry for the large gap inbetween shows. We give an explaination why in the episode along with our other checkins. We have some good stories this week from living in a hotel for two weeks, to Jeremy using strange tatics to find out who was touching his office furniture while his legs were broken. It takes a while to get into, but after the crazy stories and banter we finally get into a Christmas themed "All in Time"! Then before the break we bust out a snowy, sparkly, no good, two timing "Kooky Kriminals"! After the break we try and figure out where some crazy Christmas laws come from in "Whoes Law is it Anyways"! In Our next Christmas themed segment we hear a snippet of Christmas history in "The Dusty Den". Next we try to get some actual comedy in this show by asking "Would You Blather?". To end the hap hap happiest fucking Christmas episode you've ever heard we present to you, "Basement Bunker". Thanks for tuning in and dont forget to email in to [email protected] to tell us how much you missed us. 

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Episode 32-"November 20th"

Episode 32-"November 20th"

Happy Happy Joy Joy! Welcome back to "Basement Blather"! We start off as usual with a check in. Next is "All in Time". Then is "Kooky Kriminals". After that is "Would you Blather?". After the break we finish off with "Basement Bunker" and "Jeremy's fucked up gross Dusty Den". Enjoy!

Episode 31- "Beautiful Double Da Vincis"

Hello you gorgeous basement baddies!Welcome back for another episode of "Basement Blather"! We start off this episode by checking in just like we do for every episode. Very exciting. Next we do a little music check in for you audiophiles out there. After that we delve into a sensual chapter in Jimmies life titled "Basement Bewbs". After that crazy fucking shit and the break we do another special edition of "Storytime" but this time with Jimmy. He describes a woman that a made a very poor tattoo choice. In the second to last segment of the episode Jimmy lets us in on some important facts of life that need to be recognized and implemented in your daily life in "Jimmy's Facts of Life". Lastly we used some content from last week's halloween spectacular and we are calling "Basement Blabs: Left Over Candy". Thank you again for listening! Go to [email protected] to email in!

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Episode 31- "Beautiful Double Da Vincis"

Hello you gorgeous basement baddies!Welcome back for another episode of "Basement Blather"! We start off this episode by checking in just like we do for every episode. Very exciting. Next we do a little music check in for you audiophiles out there. After that we delve into a sensual chapter in Jimmies life titled "Basement Bewbs". After that crazy fucking shit and the break we do another special edition of "Storytime" but this time with Jimmy. He describes a woman that a made a very poor tattoo choice. In the second to last segment of the episode Jimmy lets us in on some important facts of life that need to be recognized and implemented in your daily life in "Jimmy's Facts of Life". Lastly we used some content from last week's halloween spectacular and we are calling "Basement Blabs: Left Over Candy". Thank you again for listening! Go to [email protected] to email in!

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Episode 30- "Ol' Hallows Dumpster Fire"

Hello spooky basement buddies! Welcome to the halloween spectacular! Just because this is a special spooky episode does not mean that this episode would start any differently than any other. That means we jump right into a check in. After we get all up to date we mix things up a bit for our halloween special by doing a "Gory time with Dan". After that we hear not from kooky criminals, but "Spooky Kriminals" If the shitty grammer bothers you in these descriptions I have some instructions for you. First take your complaint and write it on a piece of paper. Then, take it to your nearest questions/comments/compaints mailbox. Next shove your head in said mailbox and yell yankee doodle dandy until your face turns red and we will recieve the complaint. Then do nothing with it. If you managed through that then you will be happy to know we move on to a special "Who's law is it anyway" next. After that we have a new segment called "Uncle Jeremys Shitty Gross Dusty Den". After the break we have a horror edition of "Would You Blather"? Its as gross as you would think it would be. Next we find out some spooky things that happened in the past in "All In Time". Lastly we try out another new segment called "Basement Bunker". You will find out how awesome it is when you listen to this episode after you are done reading this description. Do us a favor and email us at [email protected]. Kisses BYEEEE.

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