Bachelor in Paradise is over and Naomi and Danielle are free for now. The girls ask each other some of the 136 questions suggested by Bethany of Girl Defined. Strangely, they end up further from God than ever (but closer to each other).

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A quote from this weeks episode by Naomi ‘If my female friend did this to me it would be so funny, if a man did this to me I would punch them win the face’

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Sorry for the huge delay on this one. We both got deathly sick and were also both away. It's not our fault!!

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Naomi and Danielle discuss how many times you can use the same tissue in this riveting episode of your FAVOURITE podcast!!! I (Danielle) apologise to you now for my disgusting cough, so sorry. We cancel Jules, you already know we cancel Ivan. We have a heated argument over who Naomi thinks Wesley looks like (she is wrong), we do not argue over who Mac looks like because his lookalike is 100% a twin or a cloning experiment.

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Nah, us either. Naomi and Danielle float the idea of doing a podcast from the one and only dog park, and Danielle is finally cancelled with the help of her boyfriend. Danielle really runs past Naomi in this episode to be the biggest man hater of the pod and, coincidentally, is labelled the woke queen of the pod. Naomi feels fine about it. I said it's fine okay? Stop looking at me

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Finally MAFS is over and Paradise is here!! Naomi and Danielle are very happy to see their favourites back! (Brittany and Vanessa Sunshine) Of course we have to cancel some people and Danielle cancels Naomi. Naomi admits the only reason she came to Danielle’s Comedy festival show was to be recognised by podcast fans, I’m (Danielle) putting this in the bio so you know to not ‘recognise’ Naomi, do NOT feed her ego!!!! 

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Naomi and Danielle have really done their best to make it this far. They'd like to thank their loyal listeners, and they'd like to denounce anyone involved in the making of Married At First Sight Australia - Channel 9, the producers, the experts, the cast, the crew, the advertisers, anyone who actually watched the show (including Naomi and Danielle) and anyone else who encouraged this in any way. We did it.

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It’s nearly over! FINALLY! In this episode Naomi and Danielle recap the last week although we’re both so tired of the show we forgot to talk about Mike’s poem, which was absolutely written by a 10 year old child who does not know how to write a poem. Heidi deserves better. We plan the perfect dates for our partners and a leaf blower briefly interrupts the riveting conversation.

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Mike continues to be awful and Jess continues to be awful and everyone cries. Danielle and particularly Naomi are struggling a lot but apparently there is only one more week left. Naomi tells Danielle about the time she made out with a reality show contestant.

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In this episode, Naomi and Danielle have hit a wall. You can tell because they start the show with low energy and then descent into madness. John Aiken has to go, seriously, he is gaslighting Heidi, He is cancelled. Susie's dad needs no producing. What are the bases? Is there an apocalypse soon?

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